Once more, I find myself in deep agreement with perhaps the most brilliant mind of our time, Donald Trump. Trump wishes to place a ban on all Muslim immigration into the U.S. in order to “keep America safe from terror.” Well, I gotta admit, a better, more soundly thought out idea I’ve never heard. There are, however, two things that I think would make this brilliant idea even more brilliant.
1.) Let’s kick all Muslims who are currently in the U.S. out of it, and I mean all of them, regardless of whether or not they’re U.S. citizens. It’s the only real way we can know we’re safe from Islamic terror on our home soil. Anyone following a Holy Book and a god that preaches violence, hatred, revenge, and misogyny can not be trusted to be in America. How could any reasonable American disagree with this? They couldn’t. This, then, leads me to my second brilliance-increasing idea.
2.) Let’s kick out every Christian who currently resides in the U.S. and ban them from ever re-entering the country. Like Muslims, we simply can not trust Christians. They have a Holy Book filled with vile and disgusting commands from, essentially, the same god the Muslims follow. Christians have shown time and time again that their religion is a breeding ground for bigotry, pedophilia, murder, rape, revenge, and pure, unadulterated hatred. I certainly don’t feel safe around them. Do you? Of course you don’t. So, join with Donald Trump, and other highly intelligent Americans, in demanding Congress pass a law making the physical removal of all Christians and Muslims from the U.S. our number one priority. Only then will we be safe. Only then will we be able to say, finally, “We’ve won the war on terror! God bless America! And God bless freedom!”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 