“Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! Thanks SO much for squeezin’ me outta ya! I luvz ya!”

Thanks be to all the magical and non-magical beings out there in the universe for mothers!  Without ’em, the human race would have vanished tens of thousands of years ago because, as a man, I can tell you, there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell men would EVER even consider squeezing football-sized babies outta their privy bits in order to keep the race going!   So, thanks, mothers.  The human race is highly appreciative of ya!  Have a great Mother’s Day, y’all!