Thanks be to all the magical and non-magical beings out there in the universe for mothers! Without ’em, the human race would have vanished tens of thousands of years ago because, as a man, I can tell you, there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell men would EVER even consider squeezing football-sized babies outta their privy bits in order to keep the race going! So, thanks, mothers. The human race is highly appreciative of ya! Have a great Mother’s Day, y’all!