Biden Breaks Foot Kicking Trump In Diaper-Covered Ass

“I kicked him in his big, fat, orange, poop-filled, diapered-ass and broke my god damn foot! Jesus, but does that guy lay a solid friggin’ load! OUCH!!”

OAN City, California.   President-elect Joe Biden today revealed he’d broken his foot while kicking current President Trump’s ass in the November 3rd election.  “Man, it felt GREAT to kick that guy’s ass, but, god damn, he musta laid a huge, solid load in his poopy diaper when I did it cause I broke my god damn foot on it!”   Soon to be ex-President Trump could not be reached for comment on this issue.  It’s believed he’d pooped his diaper again when we asked to speak to him and was being cleaned and changed when we called.

23 thoughts on “Biden Breaks Foot Kicking Trump In Diaper-Covered Ass

  1. Give me 5 minutes with that orange idiot and I’ll kick him in the ass too. Make him cry like a kindergartener.

    No offense to kindergarteners everywhere. Most of em are tougher than our pansy, wanna be tough guy, orange idiot.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Unbelievable that this snake has fleeced his idiot supporters of $170 million since the election.

    Liked by 3 people

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