1.) Ask a woman out on a date for the first time.
2.) Walk into a gas station to ask for directions.
3.) Juggle 5 cats at the same time.
4.) Go into a biker bar and yell out,” You’re all a bunch of sissies!”
5.) Deliver pizza to a 5 year old’s birthday party.
6.) Work as a CNA in a nursing home for Alzheimer’s patients.
7.) Tell the cop who just pulled me over, “Look, I don’t have my license on me cause I’m not wearing any clothes!”
8.) Ride a horse through the city in a snow storm.
9.) Sunbathe next to a convent filled with horny nuns.
10.) Jump on a trampoline in school yard full of children.
You know what really sucks? When you buy a new superhero suit and they forget to tell you it will shrink if you get it wet. I’m AQUAMAN! I live under water. Why in Neptune’s name would I want a suit that you can’t get wet? If they don’t give me my money back, I’m gonna toss me a damned hissy-fit to end all hissy-fits! Harrumph!
Life at № 42
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Things I want to say about this, that, and the other thing.
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