Howdy, and a big fat Merry atheist Christmas to the over 700 million subscribers to this blog. Thanks for sticking around the blog all these years. In this next year, I’ll be entertaining you with tales such as the ones listed below and many more. Read on to see what’s coming in ’24.
1.) I’ll tell you the tale of how I lost my job as a world renowned porn star due to my insistence on refusing to do nude scenes. 2.) I’ll tell you the story of how I and millions of other atheists won the war on Christmas by refusing to fight it in the first place. 3.) I’ll fill you in on how to be BOTH asleep and “woke” at the same time in order to confuse the living fuck outta right-wingers. 4.) I’ll explain to each and every one of my readers how to always be right about everything you say by uttering these magic words,”If YOU can’t prove what I’m saying is NOT true, then you MUST accept that it is!” 5.) And finally, for now at least, I’ll explain the intricate reasons as to why becoming a juggler of new born human infants, or infants of any kind, really, is a VERY bad career choice. See ya soon, folks.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I thought you had 1.2 billion followers. Where did 500mn go?
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I’ve been gone awhile. I’ll get them back soon.
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They’ll be back and more
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Hi Jeff. I hope your holiday is filled with fun, family, and good food. Best wishes and hopes for the new year. Hugs. Scottie
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Same to you, Scottie.
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VERY glad you figured things out … in whatever way works best for you!
MERRY HOLIDAYS … looking forward to your “thoughtful and serious-minded” posts in 2024. 😀
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I’ll get it all figured out soon enough. I just wish they’d stop changing stuff.
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HA! You’re not the only one! I guess it’s like everything else … coming up with new stuff keeps them employed.
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Too true.
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