Violent, Angry, Armed Scottish Immigrants Began Storming Into The U.S. On January 20th, 2021
U.S./Scottish Border, Texas. Well, it looks like former President Donald Trump and his Republican allies were right about caravans of illegal immigrants charging into America if Biden were to become President. Since President Biden’s inauguration on January 20th more than twenty thousand wild, feral, armed Scotsmen have charged across the U.S./Scotland border in southern Texas into America. “These are horrible, disease-carrying, armed rapists with funny accents who ate my entire herd of cattle raw,” said one Texas cow-herder who prefers to rename nameless. “I also strongly believe these people to be homosexuals because..well..because most of ’em are men and they’re wearin’ dresses,” the man said. When asked to comment on the situation, President Biden had only this to say: “What, do you have something against a good plate of haggis? Don’t you like bagpipe music? Hell, let the Scots come! This is America! Everyone’s welcome here! Even guys who talk funny and wear dresses instead of pants!” Stay tuned to this blog for further developments on this ongoing situation.
I’m getting my Kilt out of storage.
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Awesome!
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Great
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Oh my gosh! You are right! They all have two arms!
What worries me is the invasion of intellectually challenged rednecks, with guns.
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Yep. That is definitely a problem!
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Scotland/US border! I am sure of you pass this by some people they will believe it
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Yep. Absolutely.
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I’ve been good friends with a Scottish bloke for over twenty years but I still can’t summon up the courage to admit to him that I haven’t understood a single word he’s said to me.
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I know, right! When, oh when, will the rest of the bloody world learn to speak decent ‘Murican English so they don’t sound so damned silly when they talk!
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I am STILL waiting for those haggis trucks on every corner that we were promised!
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Well, The Haggis are awful creatures who are hard to kill. AND, if you disrespect them, they will kill you–so, be wary!
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“These are horrible, disease-carrying, armed rapists with funny accents who ate my entire herd of cattle raw,”
Pretty close to the truth. The Romans built a wall to keep them out, perhaps you could do the same……Oh sorry you got one on the go already I believe.
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Yeah, but that socialist, commie, rat-bastard libtard Biden halted the development on the wall. The BASTARD!!
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The Romans built a wall to keep them out, perhaps you could do the same
The Scots would never agree to pay for it, though.
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Those cheap buggers!
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Look right! Here comes the caravans of Norwegians!!!
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Those BASTARDS!!!
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