Phake News City, New Hampshire. In stunning and miraculous news today a photograph of the newly born Christ child was found in a bathroom in a Denny’s restaurant in Jerusalem by a tourist named Betty Grabmacrotch. “I was squatting over a disgustingly dirty toilet to pee,” Ms. Grabmacrotch said earlier today, “when I noticed an odd looking piece of paper sticking out of the toilet paper dispensary. When I pulled it out, I heard the sound of a thousand angels singing, and several toilets flushing, and, I swear this is true, the paper literally vibrated in my hand as I touched it. When I looked down at it, I immediately knew I was looking at a picture of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, on the day of his birth. I knew this was true because of how beautiful the child was in the picture and because I heard angels singing when I pulled it out of the dispensary. Yes, I know photography was not around at the time of Christ’s birth, but we are dealing here with JESUS and the laws of time and space have no bearing on him or on those who believe in him. Also, the child in this photo is so beautiful, so lovely, so radiant with love, empathy, joy, and peace, it can be of no one else but Jesus on the day of his birth. Just look at it and tell me it can be anything BUT that!” The photo below is the picture Ms. Grabmacrotch found in the bathroom. Look at it, and decide for yourself whether or not it is, indeed, our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, on the day of his birth. $Amen$
Here are some more pics I came by recently of famous and well-known people that I thought my readers might want to see. Enjoy.
Here are some pics I came by recently of famous and well-known people that I thought my readers might want to see. Enjoy.
Check out these vintage pics of people from the Bible that Moses dropped off at my office this morning. He says he found them in an old sock drawer yesterday and wanted to share them. Give ’em a look; I think you’ll like ’em.
Mummyville, Egypt. Fabricated archeologist, and amateur photographer, Ivana Kissurmom, stopped by our Paris office today with these amazing pictures of famous bearded women from history. Enjoy.
1.) This picture of Eve shows us she wasn’t just the first woman ever, but the first bearded woman ever as well.
2.) Next we have the very bearded Helen of Troy. I just don’t see what all the fuss was about, do you?
3.) And now for the Virgin Mary. I don’t know about you, but she doesn’t look very virginal to me.
4.) This picture shows that George Washington had either terrible eyesight or very bad taste in women.
5.) And this one shows the same can be said of Jesus.
6.) Last for today we have Joan of Arc, pictured in the very tux she wore at her execution.