Happy Easter From Ms. April Fools

Ms. April Fools says, “Oh, shit! I just realized, after 27 years of religious indoctrination, that people don’t come back from the dead, and there’s a decent probability this ‘Jesus’ character never even lived at all!  Welp, at least now I can get on with my life one day at a time and try to do the best the I can for the here and now and the future without having to worry about burning forever in Hell cause I ain’t kissin’ God’s arse in the right way!  And if THAT ain’t a reason to say, ‘Happy Easter’, I don’t know what is!

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16 thoughts on “Happy Easter From Ms. April Fools

  1. hahahahaha!!! this post from you made me laugh and made my day. 🙂

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  2. At least for today – being April Fools Day – the resurrection story must be a joke, right? That’s what I’ve thought all along!

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  3. I am on my knees at this very moment doing penance for having a flute of champagne to my lips in celebration.

    “Happy Keister!”

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  4. Did you see the Brazilian guy who leapt on stage to save Jesus on the cross? He beat the shit out of the guy playing the Roman soldier. I’m not kidding. It happened on Friday.

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  5. Love her face and love even more her epiphany! 😄

    Happy April Fool’s Day to you Jeff!

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