Check out these vintage pics of people from the Bible that Moses dropped off at my office this morning. He says he found them in an old sock drawer yesterday and wanted to share them. Give ’em a look; I think you’ll like ’em.
Virgin Mary’s Facebook Picture, circa 1929
Baby Lucifer, Up Wind Of Baby Jesus
Joseph, Baby Jesus, And Mary In New York, circa 1927
Mary Magdalene: “Like What You See, Jesus?”
God’s First Wife, Rosalind, Teaching A Baby Angel Gabriel How To Blow His Horn
Baby Moses, In His Basket, Seconds After Being Found in The Nile.
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An older post with some fine pics of Bible characters I thought I’d re-share with the readers of this self-awarded Nobel Prize winning blog.
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Hilarious…great concept, brilliant in its (apparent) simplicity. Mary Magdalene’s pic is my favorite!
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That’s actually Josephine Baker. She was an African American dancer and performer who gained acclaim in the 30’s.
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I know…actually that picture is all I know of Josephine Baker…the same way people 80 years from now will only know about Justin Bieber from a mug shot…(sorry for drawing a comparison between the two, I know it probably doesn’t do justice to Josephine:s)
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i don’t really know her story either. I just remember movies being made about her and she showed her titties back when showing your titties wasn’t as openly accepted as it is today.
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Is showing your titties openly accepted today? My guess is Janet Jackson will disagree with you on that one;)
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You’re right. I guess not. As a Christian nation, it simply must be a suppressed activity that’s highly engaged in and then denied.
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LMAO
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Thanks for great compliment.
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My pleasure. I’m still laughing.
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I’ve more of those I’ll do later. It’s fun. Stupid maybe. But fun. I prefer being stupid and having fun to being a sphincter clenched theist like SOM. Were do these guys come from, and WHY don’t they go away. They’re like gnats buzzing around your pop can at a picnic. Annoying and damn difficult to get rid of.
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LOL — perfect analogy.
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Rosalind is looking just a bit evil there… some photographers just don’t know their stuff.
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I hear that’s why Yahweh divorced her. If anyone’s gonna look evil up in Heaven, it’s gonna be him. Dude doesn’t like competition.
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Excuse me, the “baby Moses/Moshe” there, is actually …me!
The picture was taken in secret by Mary Magdalene, actually my mother…
Please keep this secret, I don’t want Dan Brown to find out about THE truth. It would be devastating for Tommy (Hanks) as well…
Deal?
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Absolutely. I won’t tell a soul.
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Well I never knew Moses was English! Socks with sandals – the stereotypical attire for a Brit holidaying abroad in the sun no less. By the way whatever we do to ‘follow’ your blog via WordPress wearing the League of Mental Men hat fails. I’ve even tried copying and pasting your address in but it keeps coming up ‘unknown’ which is a bastard really. Any ideas how we can actively follow for I know Clive Danton and not just me would enjoy a bit of banter re your posts!
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That’s odd. I really want to hook up on that site with you guys. I’ll look into it. I’m sure it’s fixable.
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When I look on the Gravatar you guys have, your wordpress blog shows up but the magazine shows as a 404 error page. Is that what you’re talking about?
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Maybe the problem is at our end – will check with Clive.
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Ok. Let me know.
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I see. I don’t have the Facebook page anymore. You all were trying to connect to that maybe. I find Facebook to be annoyingly intrusive so I killed that account.
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Good plan in many respects. Still Moses in socks will be sacrilege to many. Good thing I say.
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You gotta cut the kid a little slack too. He was floating on the bloody Nile river for days. Socks were the least of problems.
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It’s good you killed that account: FB “eyes” your activities, of course. It’s more fun over here at WordPress, by the way. Bring on the satire!
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Oh, I will. They could eye it, that didn’t bother me, as long as it got publicity, which it really wouldn’t have on Facebook. I’m looking for readers to make laugh. Facebook appears to be for people chatting about every single bloody minute detail of their private lives openly. Not really interested. Thanks for reading, pal.
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Thanks for bringing a face to the mysticism. Inspirational.
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You’re very welcome. See, deep down, they’re just people too.
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Hahahahaha
That made my afternoon
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Thank you Sir. I’ve more I’ll do later.
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