Tag Archives: 2020 Presidential Election

11.22.20
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Photo Of Newly Born Christ Child Found In A Denny’s Bathroom In Jerusalem

Phake News City, New Hampshire.   In stunning and miraculous news today a photograph of the newly born Christ child was found in a bathroom in a Denny’s restaurant in Jerusalem by a tourist named Betty Grabmacrotch.   “I was squatting over a disgustingly dirty toilet to pee,” Ms. Grabmacrotch said earlier today, “when I noticed an odd looking piece of paper sticking out of the toilet paper dispensary.  When I pulled it out, I heard the sound of a thousand angels singing, and several toilets flushing, and, I swear this is true, the paper literally vibrated in my hand as I touched it.   When I looked down at it, I immediately knew I was looking at a picture of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, on the day of his birth.   I knew this was true because of how beautiful the child was in the picture and because I heard angels singing when I pulled it out of the dispensary.   Yes, I know photography was not around at the time of Christ’s birth, but we are dealing here with JESUS and the laws of time and space have no bearing on him or on those who believe in him.   Also, the child in this photo is so beautiful, so lovely, so radiant with love, empathy, joy, and peace, it can be of no one else but Jesus on the day of his birth.  Just look at it and tell me it can be anything BUT that!”   The photo below is the picture Ms. Grabmacrotch found in the bathroom.   Look at it, and decide for yourself whether or not it is, indeed, our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, on the day of his birth.  $Amen$

WAAAA!!! WAAAA!!! Baby Jesus WON 2020 Election!!! WAAAA!!! WAAA!!! WAAAA!!

12.09.19
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Donald Trump: Man or Baby

Here are few pics of Donald Trump that beg the question, “Is he a man, or a baby?”

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“Da wibtards ‘n da Dumb’ocrats are pickin’ on Wittle Donny! Dey makin’ Wittle Donny angwy! Wittle Donny don’ wike ta be angwy! Wittle Donny gonna cry now! WAAAA!! WAAAAA!!!”

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I don’t know if these adult diapers are large enough to hold all the festering shit Trump expels on a daily basis, but we gotta try something cause he’s stinking up the country something fierce.

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These paper towels literally helped save Puerto Rico after it was struck by a hurricane a few short years ago. Thank the Lord Jesus Trump was there to toss these out to people. $Amen$

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“WAAAAA!! WAAAA!! WAAAA!! Me don’t wike da Dumb’ocrats! Dey makes fun of me!!! WAAAA!!! WAAAA!! Wiberals are mean ta Donny!!!! WAAAAA!!! WAAAAA!!! Dey better stop makin’ fun of Wittle Donny or Wittle Donny’s gonna tell his Daddy, Vladimir Putin, on dem! WAAAA!!! WAAA!!! Daddy Vlad, dey pickin’ on Wittle Donny!!! Make ’em stop, Daddy Vlad!!!!! WAAAAAA!!! Wittle Donny no likes it! WAAAA!!”

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Apparently, these diapers, made by Trump’s company in China, are very popular with his female followers and his male followers with penises that are shaped liked small mushrooms. Gotta hand it to Donny, if there’s a toileting need out there, he’s the one to fill it.

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And, lastly, here’s a picture of a baby who’s cute, kind, smart, nice, not a wimp, and doesn’t whine like a menstruating cat when things get tough! “Help us, Baby Yoda, you’re our only hope!”