Phake News City, New Hampshire. In stunning and miraculous news today a photograph of the newly born Christ child was found in a bathroom in a Denny’s restaurant in Jerusalem by a tourist named Betty Grabmacrotch. “I was squatting over a disgustingly dirty toilet to pee,” Ms. Grabmacrotch said earlier today, “when I noticed an odd looking piece of paper sticking out of the toilet paper dispensary. When I pulled it out, I heard the sound of a thousand angels singing, and several toilets flushing, and, I swear this is true, the paper literally vibrated in my hand as I touched it. When I looked down at it, I immediately knew I was looking at a picture of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, on the day of his birth. I knew this was true because of how beautiful the child was in the picture and because I heard angels singing when I pulled it out of the dispensary. Yes, I know photography was not around at the time of Christ’s birth, but we are dealing here with JESUS and the laws of time and space have no bearing on him or on those who believe in him. Also, the child in this photo is so beautiful, so lovely, so radiant with love, empathy, joy, and peace, it can be of no one else but Jesus on the day of his birth. Just look at it and tell me it can be anything BUT that!” The photo below is the picture Ms. Grabmacrotch found in the bathroom. Look at it, and decide for yourself whether or not it is, indeed, our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, on the day of his birth. $Amen$
WAAAA!!! WAAAA!!! Baby Jesus WON 2020 Election!!! WAAAA!!! WAAA!!! WAAAA!!
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Ms. Grabmacrotch has a future in GOP leadership … or a show on OAN.
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OAN: the news network that makes Fox seem like The Young Turks.
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Well, the way the R party worships this orange crybaby he might as well be Jebus…
Great post!
Is that the long lost JZ I see? Good to see ya man!
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We’re all glad to see John back!
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This is irreverent! I love it
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😀
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I read about 3/4 of your post before I scrolled down to the baby. PERFECT!
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Well, of course! Baby Jesus is nothing if not perfect!
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Of course! Just ask him.
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🙂
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And that is where we’re at. Spot on.
Did you see the G20 zoom meeting today? French square, yes. German square, yes. 19 square all with people… USA square, no one. What an image of the era.
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Ooops, *image, not imagine
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I’ll fix it.
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Yep. Totally embarrassing. And 73 million of my idiot countrymen voted for this walking piece of orange vomit. Unreal. Glad you are back blogging and replying to posts, John! You’ve been greatly missed.
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73 million voted Republican. I hope a majority of those people really didn’t like Trump but had never done anything else in their lives but vote Republican, so they did.
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Yeah, I hope so, too, but I’m not confidant in that hope. Millions believe in QAnon bullshit and think Kamala Harris is eating babies in pizza parlor basements! Unreal!!! Fucking idiots!!
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I like that Hugo Chavez has been resurrected to get involved in these fucknuttery theories. I did not see that one coming.
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Yeah! I LOVE that one! Simply bat-shit crazy brilliant!
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