Naked City, North Carolina.   X-rated film star, Stormy Daniels released a police sketch today of a man she claims threatened her to keep quiet about an affair she had several years ago with Donald Trump.  “It was terrifying,” Ms. Daniels said earlier.  “The man walked up to my car, as I and my infant child were getting in it, and released a blood-curdling yell while gazing up at the moon.  He must have been well over seven feet tall, and his body was covered with thick, matted hair.  He looked down at me and leaned in very close to my face.  His breath was rancid, and a foul, putrid smell radiated from him.

Police Sketch Of Man Stormy Daniels Says Threatened Her To Keep Quiet About Donald Trump

‘You keep mouth shut ’bout sex with Mr. Trump,’ he told me.  ‘If you no stay quiet, me come back, and me do awful, awful things to you and your baby!  Me serious!  OK?’  I told him, ‘OK’, and he ran off at a speed which must have been close to 30 miles an hour.  Let me tell you, that is NOT the kind of thing one forgets.   So I’m very confident that the sketch we released today is about as close to 100% accurate as you can get.  If anyone sees or knows who this man is, I ask you to please call my lawyer and tell him.  If it pans out that you are correct, and it is indeed the man we’re looking for, you will be given 100 thousand dollars.”