A Few Naked Pictures

I think those folks are staring at us ’cause we’re naked. Bark at ’em or somethin’ and maybe they’ll go away.

 

Are you sure this is how the French do it?

 

Listen, I’m just too tired to put anything on right now, so you’ll just have to deal with it.

 

Yeah, I thought this was a nude beach, and it isn’t.  So sue me!

 

Say, Sailor, why don’t ya’ come up and see me sometime.

 

Maybe if I stand here really, really still, no one will notice I’m not wearing anything.

 

Well, I’m doing what you told me to do, but I still think we’re doing this wrong.

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Puppy Talk

I don't know what that is or how it got on the floor.  I was outside chasing squirrels; when I came back in, there it was.  I mean, for Christ's sake, I almost stepped in it.  It could very well be some sort of toxic goo which could've killed me if I had.  Why you'd think I had something to do with the origin of this stuff is beyond the scope of my canine mind to comprehend.  BTW, if you're not going to finish that chicken leg, can I have it?  It looks DELICIOUS!

I don’t know what that is or how it got on the floor. I was outside chasing squirrels; when I came back in, there it was. I mean, for Christ’s sake, I almost stepped in it. It could very well be some sort of toxic goo which could’ve killed me if I had. Why you’d think I had anything to do with the origin of this stuff is beyond the scope of my canine mind to comprehend. BTW, if you’re not going to finish that chicken leg, can I have it? It looks DELICIOUS!

More Cute Animal Pictures

Zoologist and wildlife photographer, Annie A. Nus, dropped off some cute animal pics earlier today at our office in Tokyo, Japan. I present them for you below because I think they’re very cute, and I wrote the captions. Enjoy.

1.)

 This Apartment Is JUST What I've Been Looking For. Is Heat Included In The Rent?

This Apartment Is JUST What I’ve Been Looking For. Is Heat Included In The Rent?

2.)

This Is THE Heaviest Fuckin' Leaf In The World!

This Is THE Heaviest Fuckin’ Leaf In The World!

3.)

Tell Me, Is The S.O.B. Behind Me Giving Me Rabbit Ears?

Tell Me, Is The S.O.B. Behind Me Giving Me Rabbit Ears?

4.)

OK, We Can Date, Occasionally, But For Your Own Good, I'm NOT Having Sex With You.

OK, We Can Date, Occasionally, But For Your Own Good, I’m Simply NOT Having Sex With You.

5.)

OOOOH!! You Said The "F" Word! I'm Tellin' Ma!

OOOOH!! You Said The “F” Word! I’m Tellin’ Ma!

6.)

Listen, Woman, I Don't Care What The Damn Manual Said. If You Don't Roll Over, This Simply Is NOT Going To Work.

Listen, Woman, I Don’t Care What The Damn Manual Says. If You Don’t Roll Over, This Simply Is NOT Going To Work.

7.)

Shit! They're Home. I Hope They Don't Notice I Was Playing With The Shoe Polish Again.

Shit! They’re Home. I Hope They Don’t Notice I Was Playing With The Shoe Polish Again.

Lemur Sayings

Because I love them, here are some cute pictures of Lemurs with quotes added by me. Enjoy.

1.)

You Want To Put The Thermometer Where?

You Want To Put The Thermometer Where?

2.)

Damn, Dude! That was Some AWESOME Herb!

Damn, Dude! That Was Some AWESOME Herb!

3.)

I Said, "Just Trim A Little Off The Bottom," And Look What Happened!

I Said, “Just Trim A Little Off The Bottom,” And Look What Happened!

4.)

OK, Which One Of You Guys Took The Last Cookie?

OK, Which One Of You Guys Took The Last Cookie?

5.)

I AM Smiling, Goddammit. Just Take The Fuckin' Picture Already!

I AM Smiling, Goddamnit. Just Take The Fuckin’ Picture Already!

6.)

OK, I'm Squeezing The Branch REALLY Tight. Now What Happens?

OK, I’m Squeezing The Branch REALLY Tight. Now What Happens?

More to come soon. Bye now.