I think those folks are staring at us ’cause we’re naked. Bark at ’em or somethin’ and maybe they’ll go away.

Are you sure this is how the French do it?

Listen, I’m just too tired to put anything on right now, so you’ll just have to deal with it.

Yeah, I thought this was a nude beach, and it isn’t.  So sue me!

Say, Sailor, why don’t ya’ come up and see me sometime.

Maybe if I stand here really, really still, no one will notice I’m not wearing anything.

Well, I’m doing what you told me to do, but I still think we’re doing this wrong.