“I Wasn’t Able To Catch And Eat Tweety Bird.” Sylvester the Cat, April 15th, 2011
“I Was Unable To Stand And Run When John Wilkes Booth Started Shooting At Me, So I Was Killed.” April 15th, 1865
“I Had To Stay In My Car While Shooting Quail So I Wasn’t Able To Kill As Many Had I Been Able To Stand Up And Shoot Them.” Little Old Lady, August 5th, 1999
“I Was Unable To Shoot And Kill Bugs Bunny Cause The Pain In My Foot, From My Bone Spurs, Caused Me To Cry Out When I Was Sneaking Up On Him.” Elmer Fudd, December 3rd, 2001
“I Was Unable To Win The 100 Yard Dash At My High School Track Meet.” Baby Girl, June 12th, 2014
“I Had To Defer My Enlistment In The U.S. Army 5 Times Even Though I’m The Toughest, Badly-est, Bigly-est Tough Guy To Have Ever, Ever Lived. No, Really, I Am. Really. I’m Manly, And I’m Tough.” President Donald Trump, February 22nd, 2018
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
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How dare you Americans besmirch our dear queen…We have a good mind to reprise the War of 1812, invade and burn down the Whitehouse again!……
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Why are you all cheering?
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You all get a nice, dignified, grown up Queen, and we’ve got this idiot. UGH!!! Can we trade? Please?
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The only way would be to admit the War of Independence was a big mistake and could you be invited back into the Commonwealth?
(Might be able to then lock him up in ‘The Tower of London’ for treason)
Worth a try.
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Grand Idea!
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Two guys back in 1966 tried to start up a campaign along those lines.
It’s never too late.
Ideal time too, since Brexit is turning into a right fiasco. We could both start from the beginning. Get Canada to help out.
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I’ll give ’em a call. 🙂
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Does this Orange Orangutan not have a speech-editing corp!!!??? 😮 Then they better have an emergency creation of STOP OPENING YOUR MOUTH corp because CLEARLY what’s happening now is not working and exacerbating adolescent logorrhea!!! 😨🤮
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I’m sure he does, but he doesn’t follow what they write for him. Idiot.
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But yet, every single time he gets a chance, he wants to talk about ‘honoring the troops’ when he did everything possible to NOT become ‘one of the troops’. How hypocritical that slug is. Not to mention, we have a draft dodger as Commander-In-Chief, now how ridiculous is that??!!!
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Pretty friggin’ ridiculous–just like the clowns who support him cause he’s SO tough even though he’s a glorified, whining baby.
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I know this is wrong, but why does the Little Old Lady scare me most? One ran me over with a shopping cart once when I worked as a grocery clerk. She had blue hair and screamed at me: “Get outta my way!” 😦
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She’s also a Fox News fan. That’s even scarier than her having that gun.
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Trump talks tough but anyone with an ounce of tough can see what a sissified wuss he really is. The man disgusts me on many fronts.
I commented somewhere a while back tRump reminded me of an a beagle I had a long time ago. Stupid dog would squat and piss anytime you said boo! If you took away the protection tRump has from his money and his security detail, and put him in a room with anyone who can handle a splinter without crying for mommy, and that person said Boo! tRump would piss himself.
That is what we have for a president. Nevermind the fact he is so many other disgusting things, too many to count, to boot.
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Perfectly said.
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Just home from work and it’s nice to have a laugh! thanks.
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You’re very welcome. 🙂
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Did you see Captain Bone Spurs said he would have run into that school, even if he wasn’t armed?
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Yeah, Ruth just sent me a link talking about that. What a fuck head. He’d shit his pants and run for his daddy the minute he heard gun shots. Anyone who can look at and listen to this whining baby and not see the hypocritical, lying sack of shit he is, is a fool and an idiot. What a sissy!
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He would climb over the kids, crushing them as he fled.
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He’d use em as human shields. Friggin’ sissy.
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Ah! how all the connections fall into place. I think Trump and Elmer Fudd have something in common with their idiotic sense. Excellent satire. Love this.
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I like Elmer A LOT more than Herr Draft-dodger Donny. 🙂 He’s a lot more human, ya’ know.
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True. hahahaha!!! Elmer fudd could be the next president in the future but in a hologram style. hahahaha!!!
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He could. 🙂 I’d rather Bugs, though. Or Woody Woodpecker.
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hahahaha!!!
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I also am “like, really, really smart.” And this is what helped me to fool those recruiter guys that I had bone spurs.
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That and his daddy’s millions.
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All I could think about when he said he’d have gone in to the school even if he didn’t have a gun was, “Yeah, right, Senior Draft Dodger! Unless your bone spur was playing up on you.”
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I wasn’t aware he said that. What a contemptible ass. AND a great big baby! 🙂
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-suggests-he-and-governors-wouldve-rushed-fla-school/ar-BBJANxB?li=BBnb7Kz
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Unreal. You can’t write stuff this good. The dude is the biggest baby and sissy out there. Hell, I would try to get out of the draft, too, but I’m not running around thumping my orange chest talking about how tough I am while my daddy writes a note to the draft board so I can skip out on it–FIVE TIMES!!! How anyone in their right mind can look at this baby and think he’s a “tough guy shootin’ from the hip and just tellin’ it like it is” is beyond me. I’ll tell ya like it is: Draft-dodge Don’s a big sissy who’d wet his pants the minute he heard gun fire. UGH!!! It pisses me off!
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