Naked City, North Carolina. X-rated film star, Stormy Daniels released a police sketch today of a man she claims threatened her to keep quiet about an affair she had several years ago with Donald Trump. “It was terrifying,” Ms. Daniels said earlier. “The man walked up to my car, as I and my infant child were getting in it, and released a blood-curdling yell while gazing up at the moon. He must have been well over seven feet tall, and his body was covered with thick, matted hair. He looked down at me and leaned in very close to my face. His breath was rancid, and a foul, putrid smell radiated from him.
Police Sketch Of Man Stormy Daniels Says Threatened Her To Keep Quiet About Donald Trump
‘You keep mouth shut ’bout sex with Mr. Trump,’ he told me. ‘If you no stay quiet, me come back, and me do awful, awful things to you and your baby! Me serious! OK?’ I told him, ‘OK’, and he ran off at a speed which must have been close to 30 miles an hour. Let me tell you, that is NOT the kind of thing one forgets. So I’m very confident that the sketch we released today is about as close to 100% accurate as you can get. If anyone sees or knows who this man is, I ask you to please call my lawyer and tell him. If it pans out that you are correct, and it is indeed the man we’re looking for, you will be given 100 thousand dollars.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Funny as always Jeff. Hey I noticed I am not getting notified when you do a post. I am listed as following you, I unfollowed and it wouldn’t let me follow for five minutes. When you get a free minute will you check to see that I am on your list of follower. Thanks. Hugs
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I saw you re-followed. That should help. I haven’t written much lately, either, but let me know if you still don’t get my new posts. WP does weird shit sometimes.
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And I keep getting these fucking “Outlook” followers who are surely fake. WTF is up with that?
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I don’t know. I got a rash of them recently also. I think I get them if I make an anti-religion post. Now sure really. They were all cleared out for a while, now they are back. Maybe the secret tRump Russian reelection campaign is using our blogs to raise money? 😀😃😄😉 Hugs
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Oddly, they don’t show up in my followers list. They just show up in my email notifications from WP. I don’t think it’s just the anti-religious stuff, however. It could Trump supporters though. Who knows.
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Got me. If you figure it out let us know. Have you ever tried to email one of them? Hugs
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No. I’m afraid I’d get a virus sent back at me or something.
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Yes, I have not tried to either. Hugs
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And you are on my list of followers.
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Thanks. Hugs
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Love it!
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Thanks. Your pics are as wonderful as ever!
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I dunno. There’s a gleam of intelligence in those eyes I wouldn’t associate with the folk that hang around Trump.
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I know. She must be mistaken somewhat.
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That sketch is damn accurate
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I know. It’s so life-like.
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The individual will soon be apprehended
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Hopefully so.
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Yep, that’s him alright!
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Spittin’ image! I really like Daniel’s lawyer. He’s out Trumping Trump, and he’s much, much smarter.
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Hopefully, Humpty-Trumpty will have a great fall!
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I hope so, and the great irony will be if Stormy’s the one who does it.
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That would be poetic justice!
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It would.
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Resembles one of his kids, don’t you think?
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Oh, I think he’s much better looking.
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