Bill Maher Says Everyone Should Read T.A.C.P.

Comedian and talk show host, Bill Maher said today that T.A.C.P. is the most brilliantly written and meticulously researched source of pertinent, meaningful information he has ever had the privilege of reading. “I’ve read many excellent books and articles on things like science, religion, and superheroes in my time, but none compare to the exhaustively researched, painstakingly balanced essays here on T.A.C.P.,” Maher said. “Some of the essays I’ve read here are written with such clarity and depth of understanding for human nature, they caused me to drop to my knees while reading them and weep like a baby.  The post where Jesus gives his solution to the problem of pedophile rapist priests is so evenly balanced in its writing style that I not only wept while reading it, I wet myself.  The posts on Thor are also outstanding. They’re written with such respect and love for this thickly muscled man/god, you feel compelled to find him and suck him off each time you read one.

Fuck You, Nobel Committee, For Not Yet Awarding A Prize To T.A.C.P.

How the Nobel Prize committee can be so blatantly ignorant as to have not yet given a Nobel for overall brilliance to this blog’s writer is a travesty of justice I pledge my life to see corrected.  I will see “inspiredbythedivine1″ get his due, or I’ll die trying! This I swear!”