I Probably Shouldn’t Have Used A Lightsaber For…

I received a working lightsaber for Christmas last year.  Here are some things I probably shouldn’t have used it for.

My Lightsaber

1.)  Opening a can of tuna.

2.)  Cleaning the wax out of my ears.

3.)  Brushing my hamster.

4.)  Chasing a group of young ruffians off of my lawn.

5.)  A vibrator.

6.)  Knocking on my neighbor’s door.

7.)  Filling out my income taxes.

8.)  Wiping my butt after going #2.

9.)  Eating spaghetti.

10.)  Proposing to my girlfriend.

 

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21 thoughts on “I Probably Shouldn’t Have Used A Lightsaber For…

  1. Yeah, might wanna think twice before trying those again…

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  2. It’s probably unwise to use any one object for all ten of those purposes, regardless of what the object is.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Yeah, all that probably wasn’t a good way to use your new lightsaber. Love the color choice, though!

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