Smellville, South Dakota. Are you an atheist who fights against Christians and Christmas every holiday season? Are you looking for a new, fun way to ruin Christmas for pesky, persecuted Christians this year? Well then, we’ve got just the thing for you: The Atheist Fart Ball. The Atheist Fart Ball is an oblong, nasty-looking ball of compressed methane gas that, once exposed to Christians at Christmas time, safely releases its stinky gas into the air around them. Toss one into a restaurant during a big Christmas office party and watch in hilarity as Christians flee the scene to escape the smell. Toss one into a church during Christmas Eve mass, and enjoy even more hilarity as Christians trip over one another trying to get outside for fresh air. The Atheist Fart Ball is a fun way for every member of the atheist household to enjoy “warring” on Christmas, and Christians, this holiday season. So, stock up on Atheist Fart Balls now, at $17.99 each, before they’re all sold out. You don’t want to be without a few of these babies come Christmas time.
(Manufacturers note: The Atheist Fart Ball will not work on, nor was it designed to work on, Jews, Hindus, Muslims, Agnostics, Buddhists, or Wiccans.)