Stream The Brilliance Of TACP Straight To Your TV With PontificatorFlix
Here are a few original shows now in production for our new video streaming service, PontificatorFlix. It will be available starting this June for a small monthly fee of two Christian infants and a donkey not weighing less than 100 pounds. Sign up now, and receive a free set of Republican-Thumpin’ brass knuckles designed to knock even the densest Republican brain into oblivion.
1.) Another Brokeback Mountain: A 13 part mini-series that stars Creationist, Ken Ham and Christian apologist, William Lane Craig as two self-aggrandizing Christian bigots who “cute meet” at a God hates fags rally in Texas and, ironically, fall head over heels in love with each other. Watch the hilarity as Ken and William have heated discussions on who’s gonna pitch, who’s gonna catch, and what type of lube is best to avoid anal chaffing. This one’s gonna be fun for the whole family, folks!
Ken Ham & William Lane Craig Share Their First Kiss In: Another Brokeback Mountain
2.) The Walking Fred: Freddie Mercury returns from the grave and walks the earth looking for other undead musicians in order to create a new band called, The Risen Queen. Enjoy great music and shocking, gore-filled special effects in this soon to be classic horror show produced exclusively for PontificatorFlix.
Freddie Mercury Returns From The Dead In: The Walking Fred
3.) Dick Cheney & The Terrible, No Good, Very Rotten, Bad Day: Former U.S. Vice-President and rat-bastard extraordinaire, Dick Cheney, awakes one day to discover he’s been transformed into a 30-year-old, female, Asian prostitute enslaved to a sadistic Iraqi army general named, Eval Mean Dude. Watch in joyful glee as the former V.P. embarks on a life of sexual slavery in a country he once bombed into oblivion while looking for weapons of mass destruction that never existed. This one is rated TVMA for its graphic, and repeated, use of the phrase: “Republican mother fucker, take that!”
Dick Cheney In: Dick Cheney & The Terrible, No Good, Very Rotten, Bad Day
That’s all for now, but check back soon for more info on more shows coming soon to PontificatorFlix.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I’m going to wait for the box sets and binge!
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I’ll let you know when they’re coming to blu-ray. 🙂
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tell me when these movies are streaming online, I will watch then
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Will do.
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I can pay in snickerdoodle cookies.
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That’s fine. You’re signed up. 🙂
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This could turn around the entertainment industry!
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No doubt about that.
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I’ll take the gold package, thanks
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Consider yourself signed up. 🙂
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Good start, but we have to talk actors and actresses. That guy Ralph Reed could play a gay prostitute late in life trying to pretend he is not just a preachers boytoy. Now for subscribing, can I pay you in two FAT babies and three congressman. They are mostly asses and I need my donkey. He is my son’s only friend and gets him to work and back. Thanks. Hugs
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Your payment method is acceptable. As for actors, none are needed as everyone plays himself. Raising Freddie Mercury from the dead and changing Cheney into an Asian prostitute are gonna be hard, but I’m workin’ on it. I have “faith” I can do it, and as any good christian can tell you, faith is all you ever need. 🙂
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Thank you for all your effort. Hugs 🙂
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Don’t mention it. 🙂
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We’ll subscribe.
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Awesome, and thanks. 🙂
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