Famous Bible Butts

Planet Vulcan.  Biblical scholar, Reverend Pheal MeKiddies, unknown throughout the world, dropped by the Hong Kong office of TACP today to show us some lovely pictures he’d found in Istanbul of famous Bible butts. So, without further wordplay, we present them for you below.

1.) First, we have this fine picture of Yahweh’s favorite, and only, son, Jesus, performing one of his patented miracles.

Jesus Turning One Butt Into Many

Jesus Turns One Butt Into Many

2.) Next, we present this unique photo which proves that even God Himself has been known to litter from time to time.

Cigar Butt Left On A Rainbow By God

Cigar Butt Left On A Rainbow By God

3.) Here we have a rather interesting pic of Mary Magdalene’s exquisite derriere just after she had it tattooed.

Mary Magdalene's Freshly Tattooed Butt. Meow!

Mary Magdalene’s Freshly Tattooed Butt. Meow!

4.) This one speaks for itself.

 Mose's Horse, "Nazi Stomper", Shows Us What He Thinks Of Nazis

Moses’ Horse, “Nazi Stomper”, Shows Us What He Thinks Of Nazis

5.) As does this one.

Saints Peter & Paul Show Their Wares Whilst Bowing Before Their Master

Saints Peter & Paul Show Their Wares Whilst Bowing Before Their Master

6.) And, of course, we saved the best for last.

 The Son Of Man's Divine Butt

The Son Of Man’s Divine, Freshly Shaven, Butt

The End

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18 thoughts on “Famous Bible Butts

  1. Number 6 looks well sculpted…oh….

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  2. where can I get that last ass, and does it cost or is it free…and does it have to be returned after use fully fuel and cleaned up like a rental truck? Hugs

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  3. Hilarious!

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  4. Well Mary’s could raise me from the dead any day of the week!

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  5. Credit where credit is due: David does have a great ass

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