Planet Vulcan.  Biblical scholar, Reverend Pheal MeKiddies, unknown throughout the world, dropped by the Hong Kong office of TACP today to show us some lovely pictures he’d found in Istanbul of famous Bible butts. So, without further wordplay, we present them for you below.

1.) First, we have this fine picture of Yahweh’s favorite, and only, son, Jesus, performing one of his patented miracles.

Jesus Turns One Butt Into Many

2.) Next, we present this unique photo which proves that even God Himself has been known to litter from time to time.

Cigar Butt Left On A Rainbow By God

3.) Here we have a rather interesting pic of Mary Magdalene’s exquisite derriere just after she had it tattooed.

Mary Magdalene’s Freshly Tattooed Butt. Meow!

4.) This one speaks for itself.

Moses’ Horse, “Nazi Stomper”, Shows Us What He Thinks Of Nazis

5.) As does this one.

Saints Peter & Paul Show Their Wares Whilst Bowing Before Their Master

6.) And, of course, we saved the best for last.

The Son Of Man’s Divine, Freshly Shaven, Butt

The End