Grace Church Seattle’s Katy Faust Says, “Yeah, So I’m In Love With A Kangaroo. Ya Got A Problem With That?”
Fiction City, Australia. While trashing gay marriage on the Australian TV show, QandA, last night, Katy Faust of Grace Church Seattle, an anti-gay, Christian church in Washington State, admitted she will be divorcing her husband, pastor and elder of Grace Church, Ryan Faust, because she has fallen madly in love with a kangaroo named Bouncy. “I never thought I would ever find an animal attractive, let alone fall in love with one,” Mrs. Faust said earlier, “but when I met Bouncy, while touring the Outback a few days ago, all of that changed. He’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a man. He’s able to jump, like, 6 feet into the air and use his hind legs to put a serious whippin’ on anyone who disagrees with me and my bigoted views on gay people and gay marriage.
Bouncy The Kangaroo, Katy Faust’s New Love Interest
The only real issue I had with Bouncy was that he was a Jew, and I find Jews to be almost as distasteful as I do gays. BLOODY CHRIST KILLERS! However, because he loves me so much, Bouncy agreed to convert to my particular sect of Christianity and has joined me in my worldwide campaign to stomp, get it stomp, out gay marriage wherever it rears its ugly head. So, wish us luck, and please, support us in our efforts to find acceptance in a world that, all too cruelly, shuns those who are different. Thanks, and have a hoppin’ day.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Hilarious AND perfect, just love the fact the kangaroo happens to be Jewish too!
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Yeah. Hard to determine which roos are circumcised and which are not, but Katy insisted on it so…..
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“The only real issue I had with Bouncy was that he was a Jew, and I find Jews to be almost as distasteful as I do gays. BLOODY CHRIST KILLERS!”
Laughing my fucking ass off!
Go here to discover my “take” on Jews: http://texantales.com/2015/08/17/ta-it-doesnt-always-necessarily-mean-tits-an-ass-2/
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Glad to hear that your laughing. 🙂 I’ll check out your post.
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I wasn’t really ‘fishing’, but happy if you drop in from time to time…
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I will. I thought I was following you but wasn’t. So, I’ve resubscribed to your blog. Don’t know what happened there. I thought you’d stopped blogging. Anyway, glad you’re blogging, and glad I’m signed up. $Amen$ 🙂
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Thank something, I was worried when I first read the title about my childhood hero Captain Kangaroo. I was so glad to hear it was not him falling for that horrible fate. 🙂 Hugs
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Right. Thank goodness.
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Cap’n Kangeroo? Yeah, I remember him (sadly that ‘dates’ me) Oh well, good to be ‘dated’ and not ‘abated’ eh?
Hey! I spent a year in Sydney one week… nice folks, them Aussies.
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Only trouble with Australia are the fuckin’ drop bears. Walk by a tree at night and BAM, drop bear flops out of a tree and eats. Fuckin’ things! 😀
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Yikes! Yep… them drop bears! But, what ya gonna do? I once was in Kenya… there it was all about them Orang-a-things: same song, different verse… ya know? And in Afghanistan and Iraq, it was all bout dem goats. What’s a Texan Boy to do”
http://texantales.com/2014/02/14/dispatches-from-iraq-the-man-who-blew-up-goats/
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Hee Haw! I hear ya!
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🙂 Thank you… I was a kid in and out of baby boy pants was I watched him… I got such a beating at three years old because I listened to him say tell you parents about.. So I was home alone ( yes bad time ) and I managed to get the phone and told the nice lady on the other end I wanted to tell my mom about the good friends at Kellogg’s just like they said on the TV. Well the lady asked a lot of questions and I got tired so I just put the phone down and wandered way to do other things. I was not prepared for what happened next, but I never have used a phone much after, not when I can’t. Ron has to do all our phone business to this day. Hugs and love.
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“Baby-Boy Pants” haha! Have not heard that one in some while.
Hey! Speaking of ‘pants’ when you have some time to kill… check out the US of A El Presidente, on the subject of ‘britches’. I promise you will look differently on America.
Here is the link and if you comment, I will FedEx you some new pantaloons…
(You’ll have to scroll down to get to the audio, I apologize in advance…)
http://texantales.com/2014/03/08/lyndon-johnson-just-another-guy-lookin-out-for-his-nuts/
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I watched it and I’ll bet she WISHED she could go somewhere in the Outback with the jew roo and hide, after that appearance. .. good one, inspired! 🙂
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What a hoochie mamma. I truly dislike this woman.
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Yes, well, after her appearance on Q & A there’s now a batch of Australians who also don’t have the warm fuzzies for her. . I ALMOST felt sorry for her.
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Oh, there’s no need for that. Google her blog, “Ask The Bigot” as well as Grace Church Seattle and the contract they make members sign when they want to join. She and her husband, Ryan, are awful people who are hell bent on spreading hate and lies about LGBT people and gay marriage, all in the name of Jesus. Icky folks. $Amen$
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P.S. who was the guy, Brendan I think his name was, who was arguing in Katy’s favor but saying he was a liberal? He was an idjit, too.
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His name is Brendan O’Neill and he’s the editor of ‘Spiked’ – that’s all I know about him and the only time I’ve ever seen/heard tell of him. Mind you, I’ve only been here for two months . . I agree, he came across rather harshly. My daughter (she is married to an Australian and has permanant residency here) didn’t like his stance either and had never heard of him before last night. I wondered if he was playing the devil’s advocate or trying to drum up ratings for his magazine/newspaper with his outlandish claims. He seemed to be the wild card at the table.
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Yeah. Good points. Guy just seemed like a big fat weenie to me.
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A Jew roo, brilliant
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I love the Jew roo idea too! A Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!!!!!
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Once you go “roo,” you can convert a Jew!
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A Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!!!!
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