07.13.15
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Philosophy From The Late Sony Bono

“Three hamsters are running in three wheels at the same time. The first hamster’s name is Joe, the second’s Pete, and the third’s Sally. It is uncertain which one is causing the other two to run out of sync with the ones running in sync with themselves. Which two are out of sync and why? Which one is causing the ‘sync’ issue, and how long has the problem been going on? How certain are you of your answers, and why? BTW, if you’re wrong, nothing will happen. No one will care. No wars will end. No illnesses will be cured. No stinky poop will start to smell like roses. BUT, what IS certain, is that a lot of fucking time will wasted on a fruitless exercise.” Sony Bono to Cher, circa 1972

“Three hamsters are running in three wheels at the same time. The first hamster’s name is Joe, the second’s Pete, and the third’s Sally. It is uncertain which one is causing the other two to run out of sync with the one running in sync.  Which two are out of sync and why? Which one is causing the ‘sync’ issue, and how long has the problem been going on? How certain are you of your answers, and why? BTW, if you’re wrong, nothing will happen. No one will care. No wars will end. No illnesses will be cured. Poop will not start to smell like roses. BUT, what IS certain, is that a lot of fucking time will be wasted on a fruitless exercise.”  Sony Bono to Cher, March, 23rd 1971

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24 thoughts on “Philosophy From The Late Sony Bono”

  1. What stuns me beyond belief: The one with talent went on to be famous and showcased still, the one without talent went on to congress to lead the American people and make their laws!
    I am not sure what that says more about , us or either of them? hugs

    • Well, Sony was talented. He wrote the songs, and he promoted the fuck outta Cher. Without Sony, there’d be no Cher. His Republicanism is a sick oddity given where he came from. I guess the Liberal tree he smashed into taught him that. 🙂

    • I do not know much of either of their early times. I remember her more from the late 70’s and all the 80’s. Him I barely remember. But if I have judged him unfairly I apologise and admit my ignorance in the matter. What do you mean about his being republican…he was not always one? Thanks and hugs

    • He was a Republican mayor of some California city. He became conservative after he was rich. The bastard. He wrote all of the Sony and Cher songs you know, and he promoted them to stardom. Without Sony, there’d be no Cher. Period.

    • I did not know, like I said, I only remember her. The mistakes of those who are to young to know history personally. Hugs

    • “I got you babe!”

    • That is what Ron says to me…when…( shades drawn and lots of mumbling and whispers ) …Hugs

    • Sony wrote that song for Cher.

  2. chortle chortle and Toh Morrow never comes–she said.

  3. Even a god cannot change the past.

  4. Oh no! In a multiverse, finding the answer will do all those things, and more, in some universes.

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