Chase The Homos Around The Globe: A Grace Church Seattle Board Game

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Faustshire, Washington.   Grace Church Seattle, that gay-hating congregation of loving Christians lead by Ryan Faust and his beautifully bigoted wife, Katy, has released a brand new, Christian oriented board game called, Chase The Homos Around The Globe.   Proceeds from sales of the game will be used to help the Fausts travel the world and spew their hatred for LGBT people everywhere.  The game is designed to be played by five Christ-loving Christian bigots, and one unlucky homosexual.  It comes with a game board designed to resemble a world map, five white Christian playing pieces that look like Republican Presidential Candidate, Ted Cruz, and one homosexual game piece that resembles the Christian playing pieces only it’s pink.

Join These Christians In Chasing Homos Around The World By Buying Grace Church Seattle's New Board Game, Chase The Homo Around The Globe

Join These Christians In Chasing Homos Around The World By Buying Grace Church Seattle’s New Board Game,  Chase The Homos Around The Globe

The game starts with the five Christian pieces in the center of the board, or “Heaven”.   The homosexual player piece can be placed on any continent the gay player chooses to place it.  The Christian players then roll a die, and move that many places toward the continent the homosexual player’s piece is on.  Each place the Christian players land on the board has an anti-gay slogan or a Bible verse written on it.  They’re to read the saying in a taunting way at the homosexual player each time they move their piece.  The game is over once all five Christian players arrive on the continent with the homosexual player’s piece, or when all of the anti-gay slogans and Bible verses have been read.  The homosexual player can then either chose to admit homosexuality is a sin and be baptized into Christ’s Church, or they can try their luck with the game again by moving their playing piece to another continent and shouting, “Do over!”  Either way, the five Christian players win, and they always will.  It’s what God wants.

Katy Faust Chasing An Australian Man Around With A Bat Because She Thinks He Just Might Be Gay

Katy Faust Chasing An Australian Man Around With A Bat Because She Thinks He Just Might Be Gay

The cost of the game is 24.95, and, like was said earlier, all proceeds from the sales of it go to help Katy Faust and her homophobic husband spread their particular brand of Christian hate and bigotry across the globe.  Buy now, and receive a, Grace Church Seattle Hates Fags, T-Shirt absolutely free, while supplies last.

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40 thoughts on “Chase The Homos Around The Globe: A Grace Church Seattle Board Game

  1. A good friend of mine a long time ago would have said, “I can’t cry, so I have to laugh.” It’s so sad that these types of people exist to cause pain to the rest of the world when they have a problem with other people’s sex lives.
    Oh well, bring on the satire! We have to take them on any way we can!

  2. I laughed but this leaves a bitter taste too…you’ve really captured how hateful bigotry really is. I’m not sure how to explain it, the words are failing me but this was less hilarious than other posts on the same subjects because I could really feel the hate, you know? And lastly, WHERE do you get your ideas from? (regarding board game, you’re gonna give THEM ideas!)

  3. I went to college with a bunch of fundies who would probably get an actual kick out of playing a game like this. Funnily enough, they’re all dudes who have, er, “secret struggles.”

    • I bet. “Secret struggles” among fundies is pretty common I’d imagine, as is the aggressive desire to chase the homos around the globe. 🙂 Thanks for commenting.

    • A theater friend of mine and I went to one of theatrical productions that a mutual friend of ours had done costuming for, and he commented afterward that “this is the biggest closet I’ve ever seen.”

    • It’s all part of the gay agenda. You’re welcome!

      Sad thing is how violently many of them fight something that could otherwise make them happy, just to please mom, dad, and Jesus.

    • $Amen$ and $Hallelujah$

  4. Thank you. Normally I try to make a joke or a funny out of what you say. Sadly this time I am at a loss for words. Really. This is far too important and these people far too dangerous. As a gay man, I am sure if they picked me up on a dark street, and knew no one saw them, they would feel quite free to kill me. Their god would tell them to , and they would gain his favor. I am just so very grateful you introduced me to this subject and to Mr. Merveilleux blog. I am going through the posts as best I can, but I want to remember them ans so I must stop soon and save the rest for tomorrow. Thanks again. Hugs

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  6. It kinda sounds like the old board game “Risk.”

  7. Love it! Will re-blog tonight 😀

  8. Every time I see that Grace Church is in Seattle I have to do a double-take. My impression of Seattle was always of a completely normal place. Of course, even the most normal of places has odd warts, but the Fausts wart just seems sooo very out of place up there in Washington.

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