Neanderthal Town, Washington. In news today that’s sure to wet the palates of Christian bigots everywhere, Grace Church Seattle has announced that it has opened it’s very own bakery. The bakery specializes in making cakes with a dancing version of Katy Faust’s butt frosted onto them.
Grace Church Seattle opened this bakery to help counter the horrifying attacks bakers the world over face every day from crazed gay people insisting they make cakes for them adorned with statues and the names of same-sex couples. What better way to fight back against these cruel, mindless, barbaric, homosexuals than by ordering a Katy Faust Dancing Butt Cake from the Grace Church Seattle bakery? The proceeds from the sales of these cakes will be sent to the families of terrorized bakers across the globe to help them heal from the trauma gays have inflicted on them over the years by ordering same-sex couple cakes. Each Katy Faust Dancing Butt Cake costs $55.98, including postage and handling. Order right now and receive a free box of Jesus Hates Fags cupcakes absolutely free, while supplies last. So, buy a cake. It’s what Jesus wants you to do.