Bloodville, Transylvania. Here are some wonderful pictures of Republican apes that were taken by our resident zoologist and pastry chef, Don T. Givashit.
1.) A Republican ape on global warming.
You Can Talk All You Want About Global Warming, But I’m NOT Going To Listen!
2.) A Republican porn star ape.
You Won’t Find Balls Like This On A Sissy Democrat, Baby. If You Want A Real Man With Real Balls, You Gotta Go Republican.
3.) A Ronald Reagan era Republican ape.
I Told The Other Apes If They Gave Me All Their Bananas, I’d Let Some Of Them Trickle Down So That Everyone Could Eat. They Listened. I Got Fat, And Most Of Them Died. Now There’s A LOT More Bananas For Me!
4.) A hypnotist Republican ape.
Look Closely Into My Eyes, Poor Person, And Repeat After Me, “Tax Breaks For The Wealthy Are Healthy. Tax Breaks For The Wealthy Are Healthy.”
5.) A Republican ape with his favorite pet.
Undocumented, Liberal Puppies Like This One Make Great House Pets And Servants, And All They’ll Cost You Are A Few Table Scraps. Now Go Fetch Me The Wall Street Journal, Boy!
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The Arm Chair Pontificator 
The existence of Republicans raises the question whether Neanderthals ever really did go extinct, or merely hid in the shadows until the invention of Fox News.
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Great point.
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Ha! Monkeyshines! The phrase as I know it means, mischevious doings of otherwise good kids with nothing to do, and perhaps getting into a little trouble.
I think you deserve an honorary monkeyshine for this post 😉
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Toss in a bit of moonshine, and I’ll be set. 🙂
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Good job!! 😀
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I and my ape pals thank you.
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Hahaha!! In the word(s) of someone rather clever that I be knowing… $AMEN$ 😉
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And $Hallelujah$
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Right! (My spelling sucks today so Shh…)😀
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Mine always does. So, don’t worry bout that! Kassey just jumped on my lap. She says hi.
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Give Kassy a kiss and hug for me!
Some day’s I can spell like a spelling bee champ and on other’s forget it.. 😄
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I’m consistently shitty at it. Thank Jeebus for spell check.
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You must be one of the lucky few whose spell check never fails.. 😉
But even so, what would all of us bloggers do without spell check? Lololols!!
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Truly. 🙂
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I think some of the extreme Republicans were created specifically to illustrate that the depth of human stupidity is abysmal.
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Unfortunately, the name Republican is extreme without an additional qualifier. They are quite abysmal.
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You my friend know your shit! The names you give your characters, the captions to the photos, all of them interesting
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Thanks, my friend.
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Any time buddy. You keep me well entertained
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Thanks, pal. 🙂
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I think the A hypnotist Republican is Mitch McConnell.
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I think you may be correct.
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