Bloodville, Transylvania. Here are some wonderful pictures of Republican apes that were taken by our resident zoologist and pastry chef, Don T. Givashit.
1.) A Republican ape on global warming.
2.) A Republican porn star ape.
3.) A Ronald Reagan era Republican ape.
4.) A hypnotist Republican ape.
5.) A Republican ape with his favorite pet.
Because my sanity is not at all stable, I often get ridiculously nonsensical ideas that I turn into blog posts. This is one them. If famous characters from the Bible were animals, here’s what they’d look like. Hallelujah!
1.) Here’s God just after he, unexpectedly, created the first humans.
2.) And here’s his number one bad-ass of a son, Jesus.
3.) And now, to help us round out the three gods who are, somehow, actually only one, here’s The Holy Spirit.
4.) John the Baptist’s freshly decapitated head is next.
5.) A group shot of the 12 Apostles arriving at Jesus’ place for the last supper.
6.) Eve, the first woman, in a rather compromising position.
7.) And, here’s Adam and Eve suffering the consequences of Adam not following Eve’s instructions from the above picture.
8.) Lastly, we have this lovely picture of Allah, the great god of the Koran, as he moves into his new home.
Fourth Moon of Yavin. World renowned animal photographer, Sir Diddle MeDickie, stopped by our Moscow office earlier today to show us photographs he’d taken of some very unique and fascinating animals. We present them below for your perusal.
1.) Our first pic is of Sarah Palin’s pet cat. Palin’s the ex-Alaskan Governor who resigned because she found running Alaska to be too difficult, just in case you’ve forgotten.
2.) Here’s a picture of two Democratic pussies.
3.) Next we have a photo that shows it isn’t only humans who have the right to “stand their ground” at any cost.
4.) Now for a lovely shot that Sir Diddle MeDickie took on election night in America last November.
5.) Lastly, we have this very sweet photo of a deeply religious animal practicing its faith.