
Group Of Trump Supporters Await The Arrival Of Their Government-Appointed Russian Language Instructor
Group Of Trump Supporters Await The Arrival Of Their Government-Appointed Russian Language Instructor
Bloodville, Transylvania. Here are some wonderful pictures of Republican apes that were taken by our resident zoologist and pastry chef, Don T. Givashit.
1.) A Republican ape on global warming.
2.) A Republican porn star ape.
You Won’t Find Balls Like This On A Sissy Democrat, Baby. If You Want A Real Man With Real Balls, You Gotta Go Republican.
3.) A Ronald Reagan era Republican ape.
I Told The Other Apes If They Gave Me All Their Bananas, I’d Let Some Of Them Trickle Down So That Everyone Could Eat. They Listened. I Got Fat, And Most Of Them Died. Now There’s A LOT More Bananas For Me!
4.) A hypnotist Republican ape.
Look Closely Into My Eyes, Poor Person, And Repeat After Me, “Tax Breaks For The Wealthy Are Healthy. Tax Breaks For The Wealthy Are Healthy.”
5.) A Republican ape with his favorite pet.
Undocumented, Liberal Puppies Like This One Make Great House Pets And Servants, And All They’ll Cost You Are A Few Table Scraps. Now Go Fetch Me The Wall Street Journal, Boy!
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Because my sanity is not at all stable, I often get ridiculously nonsensical ideas that I turn into blog posts. This is one them. If famous characters from the Bible were animals, here’s what they’d look like. Hallelujah!
1.) Here’s God just after he, unexpectedly, created the first humans.
2.) And here’s his number one bad-ass of a son, Jesus.
3.) And now, to help us round out the three gods who are, somehow, actually only one, here’s The Holy Spirit.
4.) John the Baptist’s freshly decapitated head is next.
5.) A group shot of the 12 Apostles arriving at Jesus’ place for the last supper.
6.) Eve, the first woman, in a rather compromising position.
Hey, Adam! This Apple Just Fell On Me. Could You Help Me Get It Off? Just Don’t Bite Into It For Christ’s Sake, OK?
7.) And, here’s Adam and Eve suffering the consequences of Adam not following Eve’s instructions from the above picture.
8.) Lastly, we have this lovely picture of Allah, the great god of the Koran, as he moves into his new home.
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Fourth Moon of Yavin. World renowned animal photographer, Sir Diddle MeDickie, stopped by our Moscow office earlier today to show us photographs he’d taken of some very unique and fascinating animals. We present them below for your perusal.
1.) Our first pic is of Sarah Palin’s pet cat. Palin’s the ex-Alaskan Governor who resigned because she found running Alaska to be too difficult, just in case you’ve forgotten.
2.) Here’s a picture of two Democratic pussies.
3.) Next we have a photo that shows it isn’t only humans who have the right to “stand their ground” at any cost.
4.) Now for a lovely shot that Sir Diddle MeDickie took on election night in America last November.
5.) Lastly, we have this very sweet photo of a deeply religious animal practicing its faith.
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