Gay Teddy Bear In Leather Bondage Hoodie Terrorizes Armed White Guy

Terrifying Gay Teddy Bear In Leather Bondage Hoodie.

Terrifying Gay Teddy Bear In Leather Bondage Hoodie.

An armed white dude from Naples, Florida today said a gay Teddy Bear dressed in a Leather Bondage Hoodie approached him and asked him to engage in rough man-on-Teddy Bear action, or else. When the white guy asked, “Or else what?”
The gay, leather-hoodied Teddy replied, “Or else I’ll take from you by force that which you won’t freely give.”

Fearing for the sanctity of his anus, the armed white guy removed his firearm and fired at the wanna be rapist Teddy. The gay Bear was not hurt and managed to escape into the nearby surrounding woods before police arrived.
Violent anal rape by leather-hoodied, gay, Teddy Bears is up 27% from this same time last year, Naples police reported. “So be careful, and carry a loaded gun on you at all times. You may just need to stand your ground and protect your anus from rape by a gay Teddy Bear like I did,” concluded the armed white dude.

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25 thoughts on “Gay Teddy Bear In Leather Bondage Hoodie Terrorizes Armed White Guy

  1. Oh man that’s hilarious, I am literally in tears…

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  2. You know, I almost , almost…would disagree with you. See I think a teddy bear with or without hoodies sanctifies ones anus. It is both a rite of passage into real world adult hood and it opens up the anus to many more rites and rituals. I have know people who spent many years of their life looking for just one such Teddy Bear in or out of their hoodies. Mostly out of! Hugs and best wishes.

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    • I agree with you on that point. Just keep such Teddy’s out of certain neighborhoods where armed buffoons are out looking for trouble, and all should be well, for welcoming anuses that is. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. The world is becoming dangerous every moment. Now we have teddy bears raping dudes!

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  4. Lester Beaver has said it all – superb!

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  5. This post has great lines that will stick with me forever:
    ‘The sanctity of an anus’…I never thought of it that way…
    ‘Violent anal rape by leather-hoodied gay Teddy Bears is up 27% from this same time last year’…that sentence is pure gold!

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