Tea Party To Offer An Online Bigotry Course

Take Our Online Bigotry Course & Be The Best Bigot You Can Be!

Take Our Online Bigotry Course. Be The Best Bigot You Can Be!

(The following advertisement was paid for by the Republican Committee to impeach President Obama for his devout Muslim and atheist beliefs.)

Are you a white liberal who’s grown tired of the same old leftist agenda day in and day out? Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior and now have a deep disdain for gays and women who believe they actually have a right to their own bodies? Do you feel it is your god given right to shoot any black, teenage hoodie wearer who takes more than 30 seconds to pass through your neighborhood? If you answered yes to any of these questions, the new Tea Party online bigotry course is just the thing for you. With the online Tea Party bigotry course, you will learn how to conceal your true disdain for minorities, gays, atheists, and evolutionary biologists behind a veneer of fancy suits, big cars, religious gibberish, and large, fake smiles. We will also teach you how to hire illegal Hispanic laborers for only a quarter a day while, at the same time, publicly feign outrage at the porous nature of our Southern most borders.

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89 thoughts on “Tea Party To Offer An Online Bigotry Course

  1. Well…I already took these courses in catholic school. Will this give me a master’s degree, and is it accredited? I’m always looking for ways to boost my fake resume. Thx.

  2. I have never been able to wrap my head around Obama being both an atheist and a muslim

  3. LMAO!

  4. When you live in the south, these are your regular church going “good x-ians.” Rotten to the fucking core, and bleating about how great they are, and oh so much how they love them some jebus.

    This is a funny post man, I want to laugh, I just can’t. Every time I step outside these are the people I have to contend with.

    I’m not going to do it, I’m not going to do it, I’m not…you misspelled borders dammit! Unless boarders are people who go around whacking each other with boards? 😉 Feel free to get me back when the opportunity arises, and it does often…

  5. Cracking! I can take “Beating up Puppies” for extra credit?

  6. LMAO!

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