Bible-Is-Literal-Town, Ohio. A crazed Christian man today, via the word of Yahweh, brought his 6-year-old son to the town square and attempted to cut out his heart for the Lord with a big, nasty-looking knife. Several police rushed in on him and took the knife away before he could kill the boy. The man is now in a mental hospital and on several anti-psychotic drugs. Yahweh has been nowhere to be seen, as usual. This report has been brought to you by humans who love Yahweh because he’s more real than reality.