New Study Finds Toddlers Unlikely To Vote In This Year’s Election

These Guys Won't Be Voting This Year

These Guys Won’t Be Voting This Year

Diaperfull City, South Dakota.   A new study conducted by a group of people somewhere in Idaho has revealed that toddlers are highly unlikely to vote in this year’s Presidential election.  “Yeah,” said Phil McSacken, spokesman for the group of people in Idaho who conducted the study, “none of the toddlers we questioned said they’d be voting in this year’s Presidential election.  As a matter of fact, most of them simply belched and spit up on us when we asked them the question.  We’re not sure if this means they didn’t like, or understand the question, or if they’re just sickened by the idea of voting all together.  Hard to tell with toddlers.  They often are hard to read and act as if nothing around them matters except them.  We’ll be doing a follow-up study to this one shortly in which we’ll determine which brand of vodka toddlers prefer most.  We’ll report on the findings as soon as we have them.”


17 thoughts on “New Study Finds Toddlers Unlikely To Vote In This Year’s Election

  1. “act as if nothing around them matters except them”

    They’re just like Trump!

  2. Toddlers are too smart to vote for Trump!

  3. Sometimes I amuse myself thinking of impossible situations and solidarities. Like this one: what would happen if all potential voters decided to adopt the same attitude as the toddlers?

    • They already have. Thus, Donald Trump will be commander and chief of our armed forces next year and have his finger on the button of a nuclear arsenal. Makes me feel all warm and bubbly inside.

  4. They are as self centered as a Republican, and as uninteresting as a Democrat . The spitting up thing is a tribe signal marking the one spit on as a servant of the one who spit. Be well and may your clothes be spit free. Hugs.

  5. How could our beloved Trump win without those damned toddlers?

  6. You have killed me with this!

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