Poor ‘Lil Kitty, Cat Food For The Poor

Poor 'Lil Kitty Cat Food Helps Keep The Poor Healthy

Poor ‘Lil Kitty Cat Food Keeps The Poor Healthy Enough To Starve To Death

Meowville, North Carolina.   Are you so lazy it makes you poor?  Do you find yourself having to eat cat and dog food because you can’t afford anything else to eat?  Do you wish there were a pet food that was so packed with nutrients it could help alleviate some of your nutritional concerns as you patiently await death by starvation?  Well, then, we here at Conservative Pet Foods, Inc  have just the thing for you: ‘Lil Kitty Cat Food.   ‘Lil Kitty Cat Food  was created by GOP scientists especially for poor and disabled people who are too lazy, drunk and stupid to look for work.  Why suffer with poor nutrition as you await the Grim Reaper?   Stop eating the trash of your wealthier neighbors and pick up a few cans of ‘Lil Kitty Cat Food  today.  Your neighbors will thank you for it, as will the police they call every time they catch you digging through their garbage for scraps.  Order a few cans now, for just .55 cents a piece, and we’ll toss in a Jesus Hates Beggars T-shirt absolutely free, while supplies last.

*This message has been approved by the Republican National Committee  to wipe out the hungry by 2018.

28 thoughts on “Poor ‘Lil Kitty, Cat Food For The Poor

  1. Reblogged this on A Tale Unfolds and commented:

    This is one of the funniest pieces of writing I have read in years.
    True comic genius.


  2. The GOP war on poverty — perfect! All that’s missing are bootstraps.


  3. So wait. How does a conversation about cat food develop to one about The Donald?


  4. I would like it on toast… but I can’t afford the toast.


  5. I have told Ron that by the time we get to retire we will have to fight the cats for their “fancy Feast” and not only will we lose but I think I prefer the dry cat food to the canned wet stuff. I think they make the Alpo dog food for the really poor in the south. 🙂 😀 Hugs


  6. Do they give you a discount if you were to buy it by the case?


  7. That kitty food looks so scrumptious, I’d like to feed some of it to tRump!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. I’m sold, the Jesus Hates Beggars T-shirt clinched it for me!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Boris, one of our dogs, eats more expensive food than we generally do. He also goes to the day spa twice a week. He has special needs.

    Viva Trump!

    Liked by 1 person

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