Hello, my name is Harvey Bernstein. I am a gay Jewish Rabbi and a member of The Illuminati. Please try to understand that in a paranoid Christian culture, like America’s, Jews aren’t always looked upon with great favor, and gays!? Well, gays and Christians go together like hot coals and human flesh. Ouch!
So, we gay Jews started the Illuminati to blow smoke up the asses of those Christians in America who scorn us and seek to deny us the right to marry each other simply because we are not the bigoted, narcissistic ninnies they are. We found that making up the most inane and ridiculous nonsense to sell these paranoid Christians was so bloody simple, that it became great fun to do. It is now a favorite play time activity for our children (many of whom are adopted because, well, we’re gay) to come up with silly Illuminati stories to sell the Christian Americans who crave such fodder. All that nonsense about Beyoncé and other folks in the recording industry being demons and devils was made up by my 10-year-old niece, and even SHE thought no one, not even a paranoid Christian American, would believe it it’s so dumb. But, as any conspiracy nut will tell you, not only is it believed, it’s become part of the paranoid Christian American cannon. I don’t expect any true paranoid Christian American to believe what I’m saying here, but I decided to say it anyway if for no other reason than to fuck with them just a little bit more. I’ve grown to enjoy it over the years, and have truly found no end to amount of absolutely ridiculous bullshit these people will blindly believe. No wonder the story of a resurrected crucified guy was such an easy sell to these ninnies. Bloody knuckle-heads believe anything anyone tells ’em to. Now, if we could only get them to accept that gays and Jews are just as human as they are and not their enemy, we’d have performed a true miracle.
LOL… i’m so dumb. i googled rabbi ..rotfl & you are the first 2 things that came up ….and the 3rd said leonard bernstein is gay 🙂
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Awesome. Great to know I’m popular with gay Jews. 🙂
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🙂 i’m popular with gay christians
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Very nice. 🙂
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i only know 1 gay jewish person & he died of aids
before our 10th reunion
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Poor guy.
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uhoh my answer went to the wrong comment.
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Happens all the time. My leg often goes into the wrong pant leg, too. Hate when that happens. 🙂
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lol..you know what else. you must be speaking a foreign language, b/c every comment , i get a large box that says this has been translated
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Wow. Must be a conspiracy of some kind. Very odd that is.
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🙂 yes a pontificator windows xp conspiracy
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Indeed.
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Sounds legit
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I’d never make such a thing up. Of COURSE it’s legit.
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🙂
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Hope Rabbi B isn’t short too.
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Thankfully, he’s 6’2
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So your 10-year-old niece is the mastermind behind everything eh..? Now it all makes perfect sense.
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Well, Rabbi Bernstein’s niece is. I ate mine along time ago.
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Schoolboy error. Sorry about that. And for the loss of your own niece.
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Oh, no need to be sorry. She was DELICIOUS!!!
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