Water Not Wet, Says Trump
Trump Tower, Camelot. Donald Trump today announced that water isn’t wet, and his supporters universally agree. “Of course water isn’t wet,” said Trump supporter, Benjamin “Bigly” Wallbuilder. “President Trump is like a smart person. He’s obviously figured out that water supposedly being wet is nothing more than a media conspiracy meant to make him look bad. Well, media big-wigs, you’ve been found out and called out. Who’s laughing now, huh? Who?! You fools should be forced out of the country and made to live in the ocean. You’d see then just how “un-wet” water truly is. You’re liars and haters. Get a life, why don’t ya’! Water’s wet? Ha! What are you damned lying fools going to say next, the sun’s hot? Idiots. Total idiots, I tellz ya’.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
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Awesome. I fucking HATE this asshole.
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Well, he is the president, so I buy it.
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SO real
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Sadly, yes.
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This is too perfect. Thank you for writing this!
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Hahahaha… (in an anxious sort of way)… wonderful parody Jeff. 😉
From a social psychoanalyzed point-of-view, tRump has never had to live amongst or collaborate with people outside of his bubbled world. Hence, by comparison with 90% to 99% of the world, he is essentially… alien. 😛
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That explains his orange hue. 🙂
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Haha… it does indeed! 😉
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I hope he appears in those pictures
I just want to see how he fits in among 6ft tall people when he is barely a foot tall 😉
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I can’t understand it. I can’t understand post truth. How can tRump and supports deny clear fact? How can they deny something on video that tRump said? Reality seems to mean nothing to them, their daydreams are everything. I am really concerned what these goons will do. Hugs
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They’ll fuck us hard with sand paper rather than lube, and wallow in how much suffering they’ve brought to working-class America. They’re evil like their Master, Donny Trump, a gay man who’s been anally fucked by Vladimir Putin for years but denies it. I fucking hate tRump, but I hate the idiots who voted independent or directly for him even more. Good job, fuck heads! You’ve elected the devil as your President. Fuck you all to hell!
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Well said. Hugs
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$Amen$
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I`m wondering at what point people simply stop listening to this idiot? But then again, we are now in the Post-truth Age
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Beautiful, ain’t it? People are idjits. I’m going to a protest in front of Trump Tower here in Chicago on the 20th when this idiot gets sworn in. On the 21st, 200 thousand people are marching on Washington to show their support of Women’s rights. The only “good” coming from tRump’s Presidency is that people are becoming very active at the grassroots level to fight him and his Nazi agenda. Let’s hope it’s enough.
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Now it’s time for the real Tea Party!
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Exactly. Grassroots movements to fight Trump are using the exact methods the Tea Party used to fight Obama, and there’s far more of us than there were of them. Here’s a free online guide many of us are using for ideas to battle the orange one: https://www.indivisibleguide.com/ It went viral in like 2 hours.
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Where there is chaos there is great opportunity.
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Trump sure as hell is causing chaos. Idiot. (Not you, him).
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Go for it, Jeff! Post pictures so we can be there vicariously. 🙂
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I’ll try.
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Ramen!
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Noodles!
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