
Dear Italians, I’m writing to thank you for your great food and wine. I often eat at Italian restaurants, lasagna is my absolute favorite dish, and every time I do, I say to myself, “Self, you need to write a letter to the Italian people and thank them for their awesome food.” So, that’s what I’m doing. Thanks again, Italians. You guys are friggin’ great. Yours in great eats, Paul, Creator of Christianity
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The Italians are amazing…if you discount all that mafia bullshit…horse’s heads etc… 😉
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And the offers you can’t refuse.
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Have to say I love lasagna also how ever I have a question. Paul normally is very well written and writes in depth, some times too much so, and yet here he seems halfhearted. Maybe he was scamming them? What do you think? you know them far better than I. Hugs
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He was drunk when he wrote this.
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Awesome
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$Amen$
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If I may add …being drunk in the right place and time is OK, the wrong place or time will get your Butt kicked, or lose your mate, or find your self worshiping a smelly bowl on your knees crying ..Ralph…. or such sounds. Hugs
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Absolutely.
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Hey, Paul, I just robbed Peter – but guess what? I splurged on lasagna. So no payment to Paul. Hahahaha!
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So if we want to poison him, we find out which restaurant he visits
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I guess so.
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I can’t wait for “Paul’s letter to the Yankees”.
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That’s a good one.
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Ah, the lost Letters of Paul. I heard about these…
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There’s more to come. I found em in an old shoe box with the words “Paul’s Letters” written on it.
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Great archaeological work, Inspired!
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Thanks.
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You’re welcome Paul, but not all of us Italians are so keen on your religion.
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I got hungry writing this post and ordered some lasagna. Yum.
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