Paul’s Letter To The Italians

Dear Italians. Hi. my name is Paul, and I'm writing to you because I and some of my pals will soon be visiting your fine country of Italy. I've heard you all have great food and wine there and have really spiffy hotels. I'm hoping

Dear Italians, I’m writing to thank you for your great food and wine.  I often eat at Italian restaurants, lasagna is my absolute favorite dish, and every time I do, I say to myself, “Self, you need to write a letter to the Italian people and thank them for their awesome food.”  So, that’s what I’m doing.   Thanks again, Italians.  You guys are friggin’ great.   Yours in great eats, Paul, Creator of Christianity

 

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Eyes Open On Shroud Of Turin

In Rome this morning, Fr. Peter Doodelbug, Chief Archeologist of the Vatican, revealed this photograph of The Shroud of Turin which he claims he personally took just yesterday.

Wadda You Lookin' At!

Wadda You Lookin’ At!

“I rolled the Shroud back to take a little peek last night, and its eyes opened! Good thing I had my phone camera on me and was able to take this picture. I also could swear I heard the Shroud speak. It said, ‘Wadda YOU lookin at man?!’ or something to that effect,” Fr. Doodelbug said, as he rode an exercise bike in the Vatican gym while conducting this interview.