10.) The undocumented Mexican landscapers who charge .15 cents an hour to tend to their yards.
9.) African-Americans who are no longer in bondage.
8.) Unarmed civilians.
7.) People who call them elitist bigots.
6.) Rain that spoils their golf outings with the fellas.
5.) The painters who painted their winter home in Florida chalk-white when they left specific instructions to paint it BONE white.
3.) Fundamentalist Islamic atheists who are President of the United States.
2.) Disabled people who are too fuckin’ lazy to work and pay taxes so that they can get bigger breaks on theirs.