1 Year Old In Donald Trump Costume Builds 10 foot Wall Around Mexican-American Man’s Home

Whiteman City, Texas.  Here’s a bit of wild, hard to believe, breaking news I thought I simply MUST share with my readers the moment I made it up.

 

Mexican-American, Juan Gonzalez woke yesterday morning to find this wall had been erected around his home overnight by his neighbor's 1 year old son.

Mexican-American, Juan Gonzalez woke this morning to find this wall had been erected around his home during the night by his neighbor’s 1-year-old son.

 

"I woke up yesterday to find my neighbor's 1 year old, while dressed as Donald Trump for Halloween, had erected a 10 foot wall around my house. A sign was hanging on it that read, 'Mexicans Not Welcome Beyond Wall'. Now I've got to sue the kid and his parents for the 5 grand it's gonna cost me to have the wall torn down and removed. I tell ya', white people are all fucking crazy, even when there infants."

“I woke up this morning to find my neighbor’s 1-year-old son, dressed as Donald Trump, had erected a 10 foot wall around my house.  A sign was hanging on it that read, ‘Mexicans Not Welcome Outside Wall’.  Now I’ve got to sue the kid and his parents for the 5 grand it’s gonna cost me to have the wall torn down and removed.  I tell ya’, white people are all fucking crazy, even the tiny ones.”

 

This 1 old old Caucasian boy, while dressed as Donald Trump, built a 10 foot wall around his Mexican-American neighbor's home last night. When asked why he did it, the child gave the raspberries to the African-American reporter who asked the question and belched up bright red cherry juice onto his bib.

This 1-year-old Caucasian boy, while dressed as Donald Trump, built a 10 foot wall around his Mexican-American neighbor’s home last night.  When asked why he did it, the child stuck out his tongue and gave the raspberries to the African-American reporter who asked him the question; then he threw up bright, green bile all over her.

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25 thoughts on “1 Year Old In Donald Trump Costume Builds 10 foot Wall Around Mexican-American Man’s Home

  1. Do you wanna bet Trump was already like that as a 1 year-old?

  2. Trump has not won over enough people to really be as much of a threat as the media, or the Donald, would have us believe. He’ll continue to have a good run up until it all comes crashing down. He won’t go down without a fight so it will be messy and fun to see, I guess.

    • He also has a sentient life form living on his head in the guise of hair. It’ll be great once that creature speaks its mind and let’s us know what living on top the Donald’s head is really like. Can’t wait for that. 🙂

  3. As usual, a hilarious entry which had me slapping the desk. That was yesterday. Today, I’m reading it again and having another giggle. . oh, my! Honestly, I laugh every time I see/hear the Trumpster and I’m embarrassed for Americans who know the rest of us are laughing at the guy, scratching our heads and saying, “Can you BELIEVE that this buffoon is running for the Presidency”?

  4. I hear there is a chance he maybe the republican candidate and may just win the presidency.

  5. Chucky!

  6. To be honest, i’m enjoying seeing him destroy the Republicans.

  7. I hear he (He, he thinks) will close the Mosques if elected in order to secure victory over ISIS…the man is a prat of the first order!

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