Donald Trump Rebuilds Death Star To Use On Mexicans

Donald Trump's Final Solution To The Mexican "Problem"

Donald Trump’s Final Solution To The Mexican “Problem”

Genocidal City, New Jersey.    Republican Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, announced today that he has rebuilt the Death Star, last destroyed in 1983 by Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker and his Rebel Alliance, in order to use it on Mexicans.  “Imagine how much faster the Native Americans would have been wiped out had our white American ancestors used a weapon like this on them,” Trump said earlier today.

Darth Trump, Dark Lord Of The Wealthy

Darth Trump, Dark Lord Of The Wealthy

“There can be no doubt about it,” Trump also said. “Mexicans are the greatest threat facing wealthy, white American bigots like myself today.  Sure, they take care of our gardens and our children, and they clean our homes for as little as we can legally get away with paying them, but, besides that, what good are they?   They don’t look like us.  They don’t speak our language, and most of ’em are poorer than church mice.  You simply can’t get more un-American than that.  So, through various snaky and slimy legal loopholes, I’ve managed to spend several billion dollars, all at the tax payers’ expense, mind you, to reconstruct the Death Star in order to obliterate the “Mexican” problem permanently.  Our loving forefathers wiped out the pestilence that was the American Indian to the point that, today, very few of them remain, and those that do certainly pose no threat to our white way of life.  My goal is to use the Death Star to do the same with the Mexicans.  I simply must keep America pure for real Americans.  What kind of President would I make if I didn’t?  May The $Force$ Be With You.”


26 thoughts on “Donald Trump Rebuilds Death Star To Use On Mexicans

  1. I swear this could easily be real!

  2. No smarter than Trump is, he probably doesn’t know one end of the Death Star from the other. KAPOW! End of another bigot.

  3. Dear me, how do you hide the death star in orbit? How do you find enough minions to operate it. Is there a secret newspaper classified section for minions and evil doers? Hugs

  4. Trump’s Dark Side of the Force is wreaking havoc with the comments here. I couldn’t reply to any of them.

  5. Someone on the BBC World Service in the early hours the other day was pointing out that Trump is the only ‘honest’ runner in that he does not have to support the things runners with sponsors do – whether they agree with it or not – because he is basically self-funding himself. If that is correct shame he is such an accomplished tosser!

    • He’s self-funding himself through various loopholes that will somehow cost the tax payers $. He declared bankruptcy several years and several billion dollars were lost. Guess how that winds up getting paid eventually? I wonder, if Hitler had been a self-funded candidate, would that’ve made him an “honest” runner? The guy’s despicable. Fun, but despicable.

    • I can get to you via your post by the way…not so via the comments/like thing on the right of screen…still is freezing out everything thereon…weird. Should you reply the only way to back to you is as of now…i.e. scrolling down until I find a post! Fascinating what Trump will do the keep you off his back!

    • I’ve no clue what’s going on. You mean it’s freezing when you try to comment from the reader? That’s odd. Oh, well. Trump’s using the Force I reckon.

    • Had to scroll down the reader again as it happens. Saw your comment…clicked on it…freeze frame moment hence the scrolling back…most odd!

    • No idea. Sorry bout that.

  6. He’s still fun

  7. I could have known this 🙂

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