Tonight on Pontificator TV we bring you a unique re-imaging of the Neil Simon classic, The Odd Couple staring Pope Francis as Felix and Mr. T as Oscar. Enjoy the hilarity as two men, who could not be more different, find themselves trapped together in a Manhattan studio apartment during a zombie apocalypse. Leave their apartment and they risk being eaten alive by the living dead. Stay in their apartment and they risk driving each other insane with their petty quirks and personality glitches. How do they survive? Watch tonight and laugh your ass off as you find out.