A Tale From The Book Of Exodus

 As Moses Was Walking Down The Road To Leave Egypt, A Sharp Stone Slipped Into His Sandal Cutting His Foot Badly.   Moses Then Cried Out, "GOD DAMN IT!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! MY FOOT!!! THESE FRIGGIN" EGYPTIAN SANDALS ARE FOR SHIT!!!! SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH THIS HURTS!!!"  Exodus, 23:24:25

As Moses Was Walking Down The Road Leaving Egypt, A Sharp Stone Slipped Into His Sandal Cutting His Foot Badly.  Moses Then Cried Out, “GOD DAMN IT!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! MY FOOT!!! THESE FRIGGIN” EGYPTIAN SANDALS ARE FOR SHIT!!!! SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH THIS HURTS!!!”
Exodus, 23:24-25

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22 thoughts on “A Tale From The Book Of Exodus

  1. Okay, this is WEIRD!! I liked and commented on this the other day and I just had to like it again! I’ve noticed that the non-appearing comment and now non-appearing’ like’ happened when I viewed your posts through the reader…I HATE the reader. I shall do as I used to and always visit your actual blog from now on

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  2. I call my sandals, “Air Jesuses.” Still dodging lightning bolts, though.

    Really, you gotta talk to him about his lack of humor.

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  3. Thank you for the much-needed belly laugh.

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  4. If their shoes were that bad, then in the 40 friggin years they were supposed to be wandering the desert, they maybe would have made it 5 miles?

    I’m sorry, but this is another one of those “Big Uns” that I just could not get around when I was trying to be “like them”. It ranks right up there with a guy living in a fish/whale/whatever, and Lot offering up his daughters to be gang raped, while the supposed angels were inside hiding under the bed.

    After the first week of wandering around in the desert, I’d have said, “fuck this shit, Im striking out on my own.”

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  5. And then he spat on the stone which then verily turned into a plaster.

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  6. They suck at shoes because for so long they have been making them aerodynamic such that when thrown they were very accurate. Aerodynamic shoes do not make for good hiking.

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  7. This could explain why they took so long in the desert. They had to wait for his leg to heal and it took a hell lot of time

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  8. Egyptians do hats very well, but their shoes…

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