As Moses Was Walking Down The Road Leaving Egypt, A Sharp Stone Slipped Into His Sandal Cutting His Foot Badly. Moses Then Cried Out, “GOD DAMN IT!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! MY FOOT!!! THESE FRIGGIN” EGYPTIAN SANDALS ARE FOR SHIT!!!! SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH THIS HURTS!!!”
Exodus, 23:24-25
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Okay, this is WEIRD!! I liked and commented on this the other day and I just had to like it again! I’ve noticed that the non-appearing comment and now non-appearing’ like’ happened when I viewed your posts through the reader…I HATE the reader. I shall do as I used to and always visit your actual blog from now on
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Praise be Jeebus!!! $Amen$ 😀
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I call my sandals, “Air Jesuses.” Still dodging lightning bolts, though.
Really, you gotta talk to him about his lack of humor.
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I’ve tried. He just threatens me with eternal damnation. Typical christian.
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Unless you pay him an indulgence, I suppose.
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Damn Catholics.
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Thank you for the much-needed belly laugh.
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You’re welcome. 😀
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If their shoes were that bad, then in the 40 friggin years they were supposed to be wandering the desert, they maybe would have made it 5 miles?
I’m sorry, but this is another one of those “Big Uns” that I just could not get around when I was trying to be “like them”. It ranks right up there with a guy living in a fish/whale/whatever, and Lot offering up his daughters to be gang raped, while the supposed angels were inside hiding under the bed.
After the first week of wandering around in the desert, I’d have said, “fuck this shit, Im striking out on my own.”
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After the first week they bought a big ass bus and drove around the desert performing Grateful Dead tunes for local hermits.
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Trippy man…
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“Trippy a man and he fall down.” Lao Tzu, A long fucking time ago.
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“for man who fall down, it pay to be short”
Some really tall guy, from last week 🙂
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Well, then, he must be gay and outside the LOVE of Christ! $Amen$ And God bless…..Oh, fuck it all to hell!
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And then he spat on the stone which then verily turned into a plaster.
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$Amen$
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They suck at shoes because for so long they have been making them aerodynamic such that when thrown they were very accurate. Aerodynamic shoes do not make for good hiking.
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Too true.
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This could explain why they took so long in the desert. They had to wait for his leg to heal and it took a hell lot of time
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Indeed.
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Egyptians do hats very well, but their shoes…
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Hats, shirts, mummies, Xmas gift wrapping, they just suck at shoes. You’re very right.
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