Donald Trump’s Hair Has Fled His Scalp
Commie Town, Russia. A shocking event took place last night while most people slept. Donald Trump’s hair crawled from his head, boarded a plane to Russia, and rooted itself on the head of Russian President, Vladimir Putin. “I kinda like it,” Putin replied when reporters asked him how he felt about his new hair. “It makes me look 10 years younger. The babes I’ll get with this new hair are gonna be countless.” Donald Trump, however, had this to say when asked if he’ll miss his hair. “You’re gar’damn right I’m gonna miss my hair. It used to read to me at night and sing me lullabies when I couldn’t sleep. Now what am I supposed to do? WHAT?!”
Trump’s Hair As It Now Looks On Vladimir Putin’s Head
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Putin looks sooooo pleased with his new ‘do.
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Doesn’t he though?
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HO HO HO I want this on a Christmas Card.
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Great idea.
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OMG, that pic of Putin… LMAO!
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😀
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From one nice man to another, that rug has taste 😀
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And it’s SO attractive.
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😂
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The hair piece gets more action and stiffer hair spray with Putin. It hated having to be limp when trump did not even pay well. Hugs
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Indeed.
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The Trump surely has more than one rug? Most times he seems to be wearing more than one …
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There sentient beings. Trump says he doesn’t wear a rug. If not, he needs to beat up his hair stylist.
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I wanna see Trump’s now hairless head.
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Bet it looks like the right ass cheek of a chimp.
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No doubt.
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Strangely believable, considering he’s at 36%. I mean, this can’t be reality, right?
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Maybe we’ve been transported to a timeless, spaceless, limitless realm where anything is possible. No wonder my watch stopped working.
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