Alien, Half An Inch Tall, Invades Desert Near Las Vegas, Nevada
Sally’s Bunny Hatchery, Nevada. A half-inch tall space alien was photographed today as it attempted an invasion of a desert near Las Vegas, Nevada. Eyewitness/Photographer, Chrissy Titebottom, had this to say of the event. “I was taking a pee behind a big rock in the desert when I saw a tiny flash of light about 3 feet in front of me. After that, I heard a very, very faint voice saying, ‘Surrender this desert to me, you human scum, or suffer my hideous wrath.’ I squinted my eyes and looked down to see an alien, about half an inch tall, wildly waving its arms at me. I immediately took my phone out and photographed the little bastard before aiming my urine stream at him and flushing him down a rodent hole that was behind him. I’m pretty sure I killed him, so there was no need to surrender the desert.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Hahaha WHERE do you get your ideas from????:D
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My diseased mind. 🙂
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That guy saved the desert
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Lady.
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I should meet her
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She’s a classy gal. Has a urine stream strong enough to knock apples outta trees.
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I think she can create a
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Talented lady.
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That alien appears to be in the en guarde (spelling?) position, but lacking a sword. Perhaps when miss Miss Titebottom squatted to pee, wait nevermind. Surely not.
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Ya never know. Really, ya never know.
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Did you by any chance also pee on wee Herman? If so, you saved the world more than once from alien invaders. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Please go pee on Bieber and Barry Manilow (and Sonja Heroldt).
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Great ideas.
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Meanwhile on Mars, an insidious but highly advanced race of tiny rock creatures plotted their revenge on Chrissy Titebottom who had the temerity to pee their brave comrade into rodent-infested oblivion. Their leader, Basaltus Magmanimous, incited the already hostile crowd:
“Who’ll join my crusade to flatten that top-heavy giant evil-doer on Earth?
“I will! I will,” echoed the onlookers. “Death to Chrissy!,” they chimed.
And, there was great rejoicing…
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$Amen$ This picture is supposedly of a rock creature on Mars, I believe. I’m waiting for the day one is filmed up there that waves at us.
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It might be a long wait. We have a fellow blogger on WP, whom you might be aware of, who specializes in all things conspiratorial and alien. His posts are so outlandish that they often contradict one another. They are, however, very entertaining. As a sci-fi writer, I’m occasionally inspired by them.
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Who’s this?
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Lou.
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Don’t think I know him. What’s his blog’s name? I’ll check it out. Does he write the blog with a guy named Bud? 🙂
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“Hey, Abbott!!!” – lol
His new one is: talesfromtheloublog. His previous site was taken over by a suspect blogger after he stupidly granted her administrative authority.
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A fella that makes bad choices like that must have some cool shit to write about. I’ll check it out.
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lol – enjoy!
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BTW, just watched Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein this afternoon. They don’t make ’em better than that!
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Funny stuff. I watch Svengoolie (he’s from your neck of the woods, I believe) on Saturday nights, and he runs Abbott and Costello movies occasionally.
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Svengoolie was on here for decades. I was wondering where he went.
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He’s got a new more luxurious casket, but the chickens are still the same.
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He was on when I was in high school in the late 70’s. Dude must be as old as Yoda. I miss him here.
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He still looks pretty much the same under all that makeup. Check out his website: http://svengoolie.com/
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Yeah. I just looked him up, too. Really thought he wasn’t on here anymore. I’m so glad he is. I always enjoyed his show and the movies he shows.
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I’ll be damned! He’s still on here and syndicates his show from here. He’s on tonight, actually. I thought he was no longer around for some reason. Thanks for bringing him up. I’ll be watching him every week now.
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🙂
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Is that the guy from Ancient Aliens? You know that crazy fucker with the bad hair?
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No. You’re thinking of Giorgio Tsoukalos, I believe.
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🙂 Yeah, I’m just going with “Bad Hair Day Crazy Guy.”
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