Tunes Of No Hit Wonders
Here’s a list of bands I call No Hit Wonders and their most popular, if unknown, songs.
1.) The Milkweeds: My Mother Made Me Drink It, Even Though It Sucked
2.) Sucka This: It’s So Big Ya’ Kin Barely See It
3.) The Gay Sinatras: It’s Up To You, KY, KY
4.) Girls Without Sense: My Baby Daddy Is Unknown
5.) Strictly Jewish: Hot, Hot, Hot Is Our Matzo Ball Soup
6.) The Militant Atheists: Heaven Is For The Non-Believer
7.) The Crucifiers: Bang Those Nails In
8.) Neptune’s Fingers: We’re Hot Cause We’re Wet
9.) Unanonymous Drinkers: It’s Only Painful When Yer Heavin‘
10.) Gas Cut Boys: It Was The Dog, Not Me
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
You do crack me up 😀
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That’s a song title from an unknown band called Booty Cleavage.
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Hahaha
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😀
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Darren’s Dick: I want my foreskin back.
Classic song, but not tailor made for radio.
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Ah, that was a goodie! The follow up song was great too: Keep The Foreskin ‘N Gimme More Length
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And the great, but short-lived, hit on the flipside: Crack & Sack, It’s Carnaval!
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Wonderful little ditty.
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Do you know where I can find these songs?
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They’re on every made up radio station in the world.
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Thanks for the heads up
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You bet.
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