02.24.16
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I’ve Won The Offensive Blogger Award

Dude, This Blog Is Offensive

Dude, This Blog Is Offensive

Great news this morning.  I created a new blogger award and gave it to myself.  It’s The Offensive Blogger Award, and here’s why I received it.

1.) Gratuitous use of the word “fuck” for no good fuckin’ reason.

2.) Continuously publishing posts about Republicans that say they are greedy, heartless, bastards in a one-sided, prejudiced way.

3.) Blog shows a vile, and unfettered dislike towards Creationists and other right-wing religious conservatives who bother the living fuck outta me with their idiotic banter and continuous bitching about how THEIR rights are being violated because I don’t kiss their asses and praise them for believing in invisible sky fairies.

4.) Blog makes too many lists of silly shit in its posts.

5.) Blog picks far too much on pedophile rapist priests and the Catholic Church which breeds, distributes, and protects them from prosecution by covering up their crimes and hiding them in one unsuspecting community after another.  Fuck the Catholic Church.  Hard.  (See, I just did it again)

6.) And, lastly, though I insist everyone in life has a right to express their opinions, I deeply believe those who do not agree with mine are completely wrong.  Why?  Because I read it here on my blog, and everyone knows that if something is written down, it surely can’t be wrong.

35 thoughts on “I’ve Won The Offensive Blogger Award”

  1. Excellent, well deserved but what was the award? I suggest a piccy of your prez being shafted by Mr Pope! Happy daze.

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  2. Da Phuque! Awesome award and clearly you have what it takes to sweep the checklist down the yes column. I don’t see how anyone can top this blog. I guess there needs to be another award for those that can make it all the way to second place. 😀

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  3. Congratulations oh great one at what you see. You should be called all seeer. Sort of like Odin but much more or a modern seeer. In the modern age you rock … you tip the boat. All hands to their stations… Hugs and thanks.

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  4. LMAO. Well deserved, high time ‘someone’ recognized your talents….

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  5. I agree with everything you say, I just don’t say it. So, can I win this award because I agrees with you?

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  6. I didn’t give you permission to use that picture of me as a child- but you can use this one:

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  7. Haha! Nothing wrong with making your own award! I support you 100%!

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  8. Congratulations! You deserved this after all of you hard work and dedication.

    Fucking A!

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  10. Fuck the Nobel selection committee… this award is way better!

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  13. Fuck yeah! You totally fucking deserve that fucking award and I, for one, am fucking proud of you 😛

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  14. My only regret is that I did not know that this award was forthcoming; else I would have populated my posts more frequently with that four-letter ‘f-word’ there by qualifying in all other regards for this coveted recognition. I’ll have to admit though, that you do win the prize and that I’ll have to be satisfied to simply have run on the same track in the same race with similar equipment.

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  15. Congratulations! And please continue with your offensive blogging spree ;).

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