No Hit Wonders

The Tunes Of No Hit Wonders

Tunes Of No Hit Wonders

Here’s a list of bands I call No Hit Wonders and their most popular, if unknown, songs.

1.) The MilkweedsMy Mother Made Me Drink It, Even Though It Sucked

2.) Sucka This: It’s So Big Ya’ Kin Barely See It

3.) The Gay Sinatras: It’s Up To You, KY, KY

4.) Girls Without Sense: My Baby Daddy Is Unknown

5.) Strictly Jewish: Hot, Hot, Hot Is Our Matzo Ball Soup

6.) The Militant Atheists: Heaven Is For The Non-Believer

7.) The Crucifiers: Bang Those Nails In

8.) Neptune’s Fingers: We’re Hot Cause We’re Wet

9.) Unanonymous Drinkers: It’s Only Painful When Yer Heavin

10.) Gas Cut Boys: It Was The Dog, Not Me