Words Of Wisdom From Casper The Friendly Ghost

Hi folks, Casper the Friendly Ghost here.  I just got back from a surprise visit to a nursing home.  Wasn't the best idea I've ever had, however.  You'd be surprised at how many old people with heart conditions drop dead from fright when a ghost comes through the wall and shouts, "HELLO", to them.

Hi folks, Casper the Friendly Ghost here. I just got back from a surprise visit to a nursing home. Wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever had, however. You’d be surprised at how many old people with heart conditions drop dead from fright when a ghost comes through the wall and shouts, “HELLO”, to them.

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15 thoughts on “Words Of Wisdom From Casper The Friendly Ghost

  1. Reminds me of the actions my heart takes in the middle of the night, in the dark bedroom, when one of my cats lets out a screeching ear splitting howl from beside my ear or other close spot, causing me to suddenly stand completely up in bed with out bending any body part in the process while my lungs and heart go on total strike at being so suddenly wakened. Beasts. Then they sit in the dark giggling madly at me knowing I can’t see any of them except two glowing eyes and white gleaming teeth. Sleep well they say as they slink out. Do you think I could borrow a few tribbles? Hugs

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  2. Since ghosts go through walls, do they also go through floors?

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  3. I would never be afraid of Casper. πŸ™‚

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  4. Be careful what you say about little old ladies with heart conditions. We may come back to haunt you. πŸ˜‰

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  5. Never liked Casper as a kid. He was in the same shitty basket as Winnie the Poh.

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  6. I wish Casper would come and visit me. I have lots of places he’s been that I’d like to ask him about. Oh – well, Aloha – pjs/

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