
Hey, Superman! Check out my new Kryptonite bow tie. What’s that? Why am I wearing a Kryptonite bow tie? Because I’ve been meaning to tell you for some time now that Lois Lane and I have been shagging like rabbits for years, and I wanted to make sure you couldn’t pull off my head when I did.
I always knew Lois was a slut 😉
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But Superman didn’t. Go figure.
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He was all about the pure strength and not that bright obviously 😉
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Indeed.
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Interesting. I get into “Slois” Lane at the market every week.
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I used to date her sister, Fast Lane.
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Hahaha! Kryptonite addles your brain. You’ve been shagging the Batmobile’s exhaust. Lois is still a VIRGIN!
Love,
Superman.
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Haha. It takes a bit for the Kryptonite to work. More Jimmy may find his head missing before the big S gets weak enough that he can’t do superhero stuff anymore.
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For Jimmy’s sake, I hope you’re wrong.
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