A Word From Superman’s Pal, Jimmy Olsen

Hey, Superman!  Check out my new Kryptonite bow tie!  What's that?  Why am I wearing a Kryptonite tie?  Because I've been meaning to tell you for some time that Lois and I have been shagging like rabbits for years, and I want to make sure you can't pull off my head when I do.

Hey, Superman! Check out my new Kryptonite bow tie. What’s that? Why am I wearing a Kryptonite bow tie? Because I’ve been meaning to tell you for some time now that Lois Lane and I have been shagging like rabbits for years, and I wanted to make sure you couldn’t pull off my head when I did.

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9 thoughts on “A Word From Superman’s Pal, Jimmy Olsen

  1. I always knew Lois was a slut ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  2. Interesting. I get into “Slois” Lane at the market every week.

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  3. Hahaha! Kryptonite addles your brain. You’ve been shagging the Batmobile’s exhaust. Lois is still a VIRGIN!

    Love,

    Superman.

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  4. Haha. It takes a bit for the Kryptonite to work. More Jimmy may find his head missing before the big S gets weak enough that he can’t do superhero stuff anymore.

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