God Admits Best Thing About Being God Is Peeping At Babes

God Peeping At Hot Babes

God Peeping At Hot Babes

Some Hot Babes God Has Peeped At

Hot Babes

God admitted today, from His vacation home in Orlando, that what He most loves about His position as God is the unlimited Babe peeping opportunities it provides. “It’s so easy to check out hot babes the world over when you can simply float above ’em on a cloud and peek down undetected whenever and where ever you want,” God said. “Without question, this is the best fringe benefit of this gig. I’ve watched some stunningly beautiful babes doing things that, if I hadn’t seen Myself, I’d swear no human would be able to do. Thank Myself I’m God.”

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13 thoughts on “God Admits Best Thing About Being God Is Peeping At Babes

  1. I thought he was too busy watching gay sex, you know to confirm who is involved in such activities, to be interested in hot babes?

    …and does he peep in on the really ugly babes (oxymoron) too? They, we, are all his creation (or some shit.)

    …and I thought god/s were too damn busy doing god stuff like answering prayers for a new job, and favoring favorite sports teams, and too busy whipping up hurricanes/tornado’s,/tsunami’s/and earthquakes, and such? If god/s have time for all of that shit AND peeping in on hot babes then I demand a reshuffe of all my earthly expectations. This is some B.S.!!

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  2. I thought he was too busy watching gay sex, you know to confirm who is involved in such activities, to be interested in hot babes?

    …and does he peep in on the really ugly babes (oxymoron) too? They, we, are all his creation (or some shit.)

    …and I thought god/s were too damn busy doing god stuff like answering prayers for a new job, and favoring favorite sports teams, and too busy whipping up hurricanes/tornado’s,/tsunami’s/and earthquakes, and such? If god/s have time for all of that shit AND peeping in on hot babes then I demand a reshuffe of all my earthly expectations. This is some B.S.!!

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  3. What a visual —

    God peeps
    God masturbates
    God comes

    Explains why clouds are white.

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  4. And there was me thinking ‘Thou shall not peep’ was the first thing he handed down to Moses! How wrong I was. Great post.

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  5. Hahahaha! God will be mad at you for bursting its bubble

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