God Peeping At Hot Babes
Hot Babes
God admitted today, from His vacation home in Orlando, that what He most loves about His position as God is the unlimited Babe peeping opportunities it provides. “It’s so easy to check out hot babes the world over when you can simply float above ’em on a cloud and peek down undetected whenever and where ever you want,” God said. “Without question, this is the best fringe benefit of this gig. I’ve watched some stunningly beautiful babes doing things that, if I hadn’t seen Myself, I’d swear no human would be able to do. Thank Myself I’m God.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I thought he was too busy watching gay sex, you know to confirm who is involved in such activities, to be interested in hot babes?
…and does he peep in on the really ugly babes (oxymoron) too? They, we, are all his creation (or some shit.)
…and I thought god/s were too damn busy doing god stuff like answering prayers for a new job, and favoring favorite sports teams, and too busy whipping up hurricanes/tornado’s,/tsunami’s/and earthquakes, and such? If god/s have time for all of that shit AND peeping in on hot babes then I demand a reshuffe of all my earthly expectations. This is some B.S.!!
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I’m just a reporter. I write down what I’m told. What, do you think I make this shit up off the top of my head or something?
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LOL
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I’m sorry man, it is me, not your reporting. Every time I hear a factoid of the gods it only raises more questions in my mind.
Next time you get a god on the line ask them the tough questions, like boxers of briefs? Pb&J or grilled cheese? You know the important stuff. 🙂
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I ask, but all I get is the standard, “F off” as a response. Gods are such assholes. No wonder they don’t really exist.
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I thought he was too busy watching gay sex, you know to confirm who is involved in such activities, to be interested in hot babes?
…and does he peep in on the really ugly babes (oxymoron) too? They, we, are all his creation (or some shit.)
…and I thought god/s were too damn busy doing god stuff like answering prayers for a new job, and favoring favorite sports teams, and too busy whipping up hurricanes/tornado’s,/tsunami’s/and earthquakes, and such? If god/s have time for all of that shit AND peeping in on hot babes then I demand a reshuffe of all my earthly expectations. This is some B.S.!!
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I second that secondly.
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What a visual —
God peeps
God masturbates
God comes
Explains why clouds are white.
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Excellent!
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And there was me thinking ‘Thou shall not peep’ was the first thing he handed down to Moses! How wrong I was. Great post.
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Thank you kindly.
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Hahahaha! God will be mad at you for bursting its bubble
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Most likely. The ole pervert!
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