Jesus Christ Will Play A Sith Lord In Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Director J.J. Abrams today announced that Jesus will play an evil Dark Lord of the Sith in the upcoming film, “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.” “I thought He might not return the message I left with His secretary saying I wished to speak with Him about the movie because I’m Jewish, and, well, you know, I don’t believe He’s god,” said Abrams earlier today. “But He called me right back and said He’d love to be in the film. We talked for a few minutes and quickly came up with a bad-ass Sith Lord character for Him to play. Darth Demonicus we’re calling him. I think fans are going to love the way Jesus handles a light saber and how damned evil His character’s gonna be.” “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” opens in December 2015.

Soon To Be Sith Lord,  Jesus, With Light Saber And Pet Lamb, Snuffles.

Soon To Be Sith Lord, Jesus, With Light Saber And Pet Lamb, Snuffles.

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2 thoughts on “Jesus Christ Will Play A Sith Lord In Star Wars: The Force Awakens

  1. Well, I can’t wait to see this …and Snuffles, of course 🙂

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